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Hey imagine having a garden separated from the street by a high wall, and then building a ramp to your garden with a cat door at human head level, both at just the right height so your dog can peer outside without bothering anyone.
This way, the dog can safely observe the world outside and judge everyone without any risk of someone getting out or in. And why would you want the cat flap on human head level? Simple. Anubis mural.
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(never degraded someone before) you have your mother's cruelty. and your father's cowardice.
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A good rule of thumb for AI is "would you trust a trained pigeon to do this?"
"We trained a pigeon to recognise cancerous cell clusters and somehow they're really good at it" okay great, that's something that could plausibly be a thing.
"We trained a pigeon to recognise good CV:s and left it in charge of sorting through all our job applications" uh perhaps consider not doing that.
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i can’t stand “it’s not that deep” attitudes like even if it really really isn’t that deep just PLAY WITH ME. just fucking PLAY. have a meaningless but deep analytical conversation with me. just like think about shit for fun. does anyone else like to think about stuff for fun. it’s so lonely
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when I was a kid I wished I had nosebleeds. I had some friends who had them and I was like. that looks so fucking cool. you're just sitting there and suddenly you're covered in blood. it looks so dramatic. it looks so... and here my language failed me. at such a humble age I did not have the vocabulary to describe the sublime. I just sat in incomprehensible jealousy. I turned out totally normal by the way
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What, me? I’m fine. Just thinking about how much the Holmes brothers support each other despite having such vastly different lifestyles.
Sherlock doesn’t belittle Mycroft’s reclusive, idle, and perfectly scheduled daily life, despite he himself being (generally) very active and social. He even brags about his brother to his friend.
Mycroft doesn’t discourage Sherlock from pursuing his strange, unstable career, even financially supporting him, despite he himself having a very high up government job.
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I’m trying so hard to figure new ways to color and I feel like my art style keeps changing along with it 😭
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I know we talk a lot about Holmes threatening to kill a man for hurting Watson, but we often neglect to mention that he bashed the guy’s head in with a gun. That was something he did.
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i’m obsessed with how every single person can be stupid in their own special way and infinitely smart in another. simultaneously
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The Hound of the Baskervilles (1902) by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
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[staggering to my feet and wiping a single perfect drip of blood from my mouth] i have to get back on my bullshit. no matter the cost
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