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Scientists shouldn't have to pretend they're bringing back the dire wolf. Geneticists should be able to say "I want to make wolves larger for no reason", and we should have the resources to say "that sounds cool as hell. Here's a billion dollars"

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Temples are built for gods. Knowing this a farmer builds a small temple to see what kind of god turns up.

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A newer, better version of Bunnicula just dropped

Heather bun bun bun bun bun

(she/her) 🐇🦇🩸

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The whole website is a beautiful, self-consuming paradox. This community cannot be duplicated or contrived.

i like Tumblr for the community but at the same time this website has such a negative aura that is very unmatched.

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alla mingalёva

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A holy blade seals an ancient power to the murk of the swamp.

Me, a curious little rat: I sure hope nothing silly happens :)

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Yes, restaurant app, I let you send me notifications so you can tell me when my order is ready for pickup, not so you can tell me that today is Tuesday and to get a taco.

sick post i just found online. sorry i couldnt find the source

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reblog if you dont have a bra on

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I can’t tell you how lazy it feels that this is straight up built on Mario kart 8’s game engine. It has all the exact same gimmicks, too.

Probably still fun to play, though.

THE PROPHECY IS TRUE

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you have to live! (and learn)

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Calvin also strips naked on a whim for the fun of being naked and for literally no other reason.

Calvin continually asks questions about the society we live in and contrasts the status quo with goals and benefits.

Calvin plays outside.

Calvin takes opportunities for malicious compliance.

Calvin questions authority, but tends to obey it.

why are you calling calvin a role model? hes literally a misogynist and displays textbook examples of narcissistic tendencies

calvin is 6 years old

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Me

Who else?

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2000s comedy shows are so fun and then boom fatphobic joke transphobic joke fatphobic joke misogynistic joke fatphobic joke racist joke fatphobi-

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my liege we your council would not advise this course of action but we all agree it would be pretty funny regardless

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Stray pixels. Stray pixels *everywhere*. Gods, games looked so bad in this system, but I loved all the ones I played. Even the mini games on the Mario64DS. Specifically in the poker game with Luigi as the dealer, there was ONE PIXEL of his left eye that floated away from all the others and that’s all I could look at when watching his deal and idle animations. Burnout was so noisy, it was nearly impossible to play. Still completed it. Metroid Prime Hunters probably only had basic Color Theory to thank for being a viable online multiplayer shooter, because there was almost no detail to be seen unless you zoomed in with the scope. Spent *hours* online playing with strangers I couldn’t talk to.

What a legendary system.

I think my only legit gripe with that system was its utter lack of being able to play GameBoy/GameBoy Color games, but since it wasn’t a GameBoy, I could totally understand.

i would die on the field of battle to protect the honour of the ds family of handhelds

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Forgive my absolute naïveté, but I would like to posit that this would be a great starting point for dismantling our nuclear arms. We’ve known for decades that launching nukes just ends civilization globally and has no upside.

We can even have Musk write off the whole nuclear program as waste and fraud to make it official.

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Ask not what bell tolls for you, ask what you can toll for the bell.

Who the fuck is that thing tolling for