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And I am to be canceled, first among the Eldar in Aman?
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one of my favorite stupid things to do in fanfic is to throw two characters together who literally never interact. and then give them an entire, fleshed-out relationship dynamic that exists nowhere but my own head. yes they’ve literally never spoken. yes their relationship is important to me. hope this helps.
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guys
if i ever see any of you in public, the code is “i like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
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"no one thinks critically these days" very true, but I have some bad news for you about virtually every other period in history
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Unfortunately due to budget cuts we're now reduced to 3 members of staff and a mop we painted eyes on
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“keeping up with all the marvel movies and shows is so exhausting” girl you literally don’t have to do any of that
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the lord of the rings trilogy paved the way for a beautiful future of practical props, sets, and prosthetics enhanced by CG and yet we have forsaken this method. Sad!
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blocking isnt enough i need to deactivate other people’s accounts
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You want me to get a therapist? The thing that turned Will Graham gay?
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going to be honest with you. Fuck is not even a swear word. it’s just. a word. he’s like a brother to me
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