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The muscle giant threatened violence with his pitchfork, but the men were already compliant and actually loved doing anything to serve their handsome dominant captor.

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Their team was undefeated in the NFL once Alpha Coach turn them into his sopping wet cumrags. All that roided protein they received orally and anally really gave them a leg up. Coincidentally, leg up was also the easiest way to accommodate Alpha Coach’s mammoth meat injection.

“Alpha Coach is very pleased with how you boys performed today! That’s why I’m gonna let every last one of you take a spin on this mammoth cock! Go ahead and line up for Daddy! I can’t wait to make you bitches cum the second I enter you!”

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Big Nick’s big blessing was also a curse. Women wouldn’t dare let his wrecking balls close, and adventurous ones could never accommodate the girth for more than a min before passing out.

He had more luck with gay and even straight men who worshipped him in the sauna and the ones with trained holes could work up to accommodate him. He regularly would get a steam room full of men to all suck his enormous cock.

Secretly tho, while he loved the adulation, slavish lust, and control he had over everyone - he loved sucking his cock in his own privacy most of all. It was really easy for him, generally he’d suck himself while playing video games. If he kept himself at about 50-75% erect he could just stick it in his mouth and suck while playing Mariokart. However if he got any harder it would be too long to get his mouth to the head

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My not so little brother spends so much time in the gym trying to get buff enough to be more proportional to his magnificent godhood.

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Our parents met when they were overstressed starving college students living on ramen and raising me, their first son. By the time my brother was born, our parents were both successful genetic scientists who studied gene editing, diet, and medication for maximum human development and applied what they learned to by younger brother.

When I went off to college, my then 8 year old brother was already bigger than me in every way. In the decade since, he’s outgrown my 5’6” by over 2ft and our parents expect him to keep growing well into his college years. Now that he’s off to school on a full ride sports scholarship, I’m so proud of my bigger brother.

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“Don’t mind us Linda, the neighbor is just thanking me for letting borrow the mower”

He was actually thanking for fucking and impregnating his wife so he could now devote his time to worshipping his neighbors huge cock.

Deepthroating is always a huge option...

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My younger brother was absolutely massive and couldn’t leave the house so i waited on Him hand and foot while he played video games, worked out, if He wasn’t sucking on Himself - although often He did them all simultaneously. He demanded everything, and i complied.

“Hey lil sisbro come here, I gotta piss and can’t pause this online game”

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My suddenly giant little(?) brother stepped into the slightly more comfortable 20ft ceilings of our dining room, nearly having to duck the chandelier. Without warning he pantsed me and put my shorts on.

“Dude your shorts are crazy tight, how do you fit a dick in these things - oh wait I can see you don’t have that problem”

Then he bent over and laughed in my face.

Damn boy.

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Suddenly my little brother shot up in height having to crouch slightly in our 12ft living room ceiling.

“Fuck you, I’m big bro now and you’re gonna pay for all the bullying. You can start out getting a ladder and figuring out how much taller I am than you shrimps, then you can fish out my trout and measure the worlds largest cock”

i looked up at His enormity straining hyperextended briefs, the bottom of His bulge is just arms distance. i found a tape measure and saluted HIS cock.

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Thanks for the likes and reblogs, here are some progress pics.

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The O’Brien boys took over their town outside of Dublin. Their towering height and godly presence were so powerful, the entire town’s population submitted to their absolute control. Nearly every womb was carrying one of their children, and the formerly straight men were cucked. They couldn’t compete, it is their honor and duty to be servile sex toys for the massive muscular hunks.

get yer arse into the back room and get ready for us, we'll be in when we finish off these pints

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Me at 170#, I’ve bulked up to 200# but have always been thick where it counts.

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Silhouette Selfie

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As a plastic surgeon, the young doctor encountered many cucks in dire need of manhood. He was a pragmatist and from his hypermasculine perspective these pathetic cucks might as well be women.

He equipped them with extra-large vaginas that could only be satisfied by a cock as massive as his. In fact he custom-made their holes exactly to his dimensions then added them all and their wives to his harem. He would have to enlarge their pussies too over time.

It was convenient for him that only half of his harem could become pregnant. The former men, now with holes made specifically for him were very handy. He accumulated so many that he’d sell them off as sex dolls once he wore them out.

You used to go for medical check-ups regularly… Your wife was dissatisfied with your sexual performance and so your doctor would issue you meds to help combat the erectile dysfunction. You had the same doctor every time, blonde hair blue eyes with a skinny frame. His social skills were poor, unable to hold eye contact for more than 5 seconds at a time. There was something deep within you that left the clinic dissatisfied, not knowing why. Maybe the doctor was experiencing the same problems as you, unable to get his wife pregnant.

However, this time, as you opened the door to the clinic, you weren’t met with the usual scent of lavender, instead a mixture of sweat and pheremones permeated in the air, you wanted to turn around and complain about the clear health violations but something was drawing you in. As you opened the door further you weren’t met with the same pair of weak blue eyes but instead a bold pair of piercing brown eyes and the hulking frame of a virile Muslim man.

The doctor told you to ‘sit’ and you did as he commanded. He spoke with a thick Arabian accent and you struggled to make out what he was saying, too focused on the bulge in his pants, but as a westerner it was your duty to obey other cultures. He wore a traditional Islamic thobe that covered his bulging muscles that made your white frame look inferior.

You explained your problems and he stopped you by clapping his hands, you soon discovered that this was a way of silencing you. ‘become woman’ he said, flipping his computer screen around to show a skimpy blonde woman with huge breasts and an augmented ass. ‘live with me’ he said.

This idea excited you, realising that it was hopeless trying to change the future of the white race. 

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This stud sells HIS sperm to married couples that can’t get pregnant. Rather than deal with collection, storage, and shipment all couples fly to HIM. It always takes time to properly loosen up in order to mount HIM, and not wanting to leave the husband out, he has the man suck on HIS balls and hold the base of HIS cock while his wife gets fucked like she never has before.

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I’d like to personally welcome all you new trainees to BIG Daddy’s Business. We’ve been selling my sperm for decades, impregnating thousands of women with my superior seed. Please sign the paperwork, we start out by liquidating all your assets and giving you all vasectomies. There’s no point since trainees naturally enslave themselves to BIG Daddy’s cock, but quality control doesn’t want to risk any of your inferior genetics get mixed up in the batter. Now strip and put on these dicklet cages, the only possession you will ever own from now on.

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Yes it’s true that some women that join my harem were already married. I just turn their husband into another wife.