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oh god archduke franz ferdinand watch out he’s got a gun OH NO HE’S GOT AIRPODS IN HE CANT HEAR ME

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I get a little bit Genghis Khan I don’t want you to get it on With nobody else but me

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Rod Serling Narrates The Twilight Zone (TV Series, 1959 – 1964)

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This is peak comedy

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finally the sims 4 is playable

[qwendolyne-stacy]

Let me guess. It’s some man who talks a lot. He talks so much that he thinks he believes in something. And really just wants to fuck who he wants to fuck. I’ve seen it enough. I’m not even mad about it anymore.

Bad Times at the El Royale (2018) dir. Drew Goddard

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Every other straight man ever singing about a woman: wow baby you’re so sexy I love you because your body is sexy

Hozier, an intellectual and lesbian ally: I am a bird of prey and you are a sharp spike upon which I impale small rodents

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Stefan trying to explain all these impulsive, nonsensical choices I, an indecisive INFANT, keep making for him

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i almost forgot this blessed video exists

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i. Little

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harry potter is late for class

hurry, potter!

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Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?

— It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005-) created by Rob Mcelhenney

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Me at the end of Ex Machina (2015)