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it's open season on you fuckers.
#the second gif is actually crazy work like hello ????????????? mommy ????????????????#my_type.mp4#❚☘ ₀₁. < 𝘷𝘪𝘴𝘢𝘨𝘦 > this is roze ! fire when ready. ❙❘
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marvel roze is just call of duty roze but she's had it up to her fucKING EYEBALLS with the avengers level problem shit.
#ya'll are rly cutting into her salary w/ this shit.#roze turning on the tv to see a purple ballsac snap half the planet out of existence:#just average people in marvel things.#❚☘ ₀₁. < 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘳 > i'm actually bad at call of duty. ❙❘
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you send roze a nu.de, for some reason she just responds 🌚
#she is working.#that is why.#dsfgsdfg.#she is ALWAYS working.#❚☘ ₀₁. < 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘳 > i'm actually bad at call of duty. ❙❘
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don't let my tits distract u from the fact that i'm not ok in the head
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↪ 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑮𝑶𝑶𝑫 𝑷𝑳𝑨𝑪𝑬 𝑺𝟒 . ( a collection of sentence starters originating from s4 of the good place . adjust phrasing as necessary . )
wow . just … wow , it’s perfect .
you know , let’s keep this moving .
reading lights ! i love reading lights . they are … great for reading .
it wasn’t even as bad as i thought .
who cares if he doesn’t remember me ?
wait , i need to say something .
you NEEDED to say that ?
i believe that we’re destined to succeed .
with this team , there’s no problem we can’t solve .
there’s no problem we can’t create .
i think you look great .
i know this can be a little overwhelming , but you’ll get used to it .
okay , forget about all of that stuff .
none of this is real .
clearly i was in some kind of horrible accident .
i’m just gonna wander around until i wake up or die .
[ name ] , look what my brain did !
it’s not real , & neither are you !
i feel like you’re trying to get under my skin .
i . will . destroy you .
we can’t wait any longer .
stupid ethical , reasonable argument .
are you still muttering ?
the human mind is truly incredible .
you don’t need to justify it . again , i do it all the time .
his eyes were really mean .
i was scared [ name ] was trying to slide into your DM’s .
i don’t like being scared , it’s scary !
where’s your shirt ??
when you get back here , you won’t be anything .
you will do nothing of the sort , mon ami .
that wasn’t my fault , i was texting .
that is so embarrassing for you .
are you listening to me ?
guys like this believe the world revolve around them .
maybe , as a bonus … he cries like a stupid little baby .
hey . .. hey , can i ask you something ?
you have no control over your own impulses .
give her some space .
sure . i’m pretty interesting .
look , i’ve had my share of disappointments .
okay , well . back to the drawing board .
we need to bust him open like a pinata .
it’s our only move , & we’re doing it tomorrow .
this chaos is clearly all about me .
this is the universe telling me we don’t belong here .
walk me through this , i’m not sure i follow .
figure it out - get back to me , okay ?
i’m gonna go punch a wall with my head .
it’s possible we need a new team leader .
think about what you’re saying , here .
go ahead , speak your mind .
i didn’t ask for this !
[ name ] can be in charge , since she’s so smart .
listen , all we need is a bouncy house , some ninja stars & a bunch of ambulances .
did you get it all out of your system ?
you don’t just get to quit this , [ name ] .
the things that are happening here are above my paygrade .
i’m not meant for this ! i’m not the freakin’ savior of the universe !
everything i do blows up in my face .
this conversation must remain confidential .
[ name ] , um . please just let me talk .
i asked you to give me some space .
being with you is fun but it’s not always easy .
why don’t we just take a break ?
you tricky devil ! very clever .
why did i come up with this idea ? this is gonna hurt real bad .
everyone has people that they’re cosmically bound to .
i thought it was prudent to let you know .
oh boy ! i’m getting a stomachache .
to be fair , i only think that cause it’s true & i’m right .
if none of this is real , then it really shouldn’t matter .
what ? none of this is real . it doesn’t matter .
i mean , what do you have to lose ?
it’s arguable that you made an even bigger sacrifice .
come on , bud , i know you’re down but you can’t leave me hanging .
must be nice , [ name ] .
i have a ton of experience making ex-boyfriend’s lives miserable .
judge me if you want , i get results .
i just feel like i need this .
you’re allowed to feel a little angry .
we have a lot of work to do .
anyone interested in a status report ?
you’ll have to trust me , this is a huge step in the right direction .
it’s been a tough couple weeks .
your time begins NOW .
sorry , i was just trying to figure out where to start .
let’s clear our brain … watch a movie ?
whoever you are , show yourself .
what do you want , creep ?
[ name ] i need to speak with you alone .
sit there quietly until we sort all this out .
[ name ] , you have to believe me .
i’m gonna make [ name ] think i don’t trust you .
i like the way you think , [ name ] .
if you’re a devil , how come you’re not wearing prada ?
what are you gonna use it for ?
if you ever wanna talk , just know i’m here for you , girl .
i just feel like i made the world a little bit worse .
starting over sounds exhausting .
we have to start over .
there’s literally nothing i can say that will make you realize i’m really me .
i wish i were saying this in difference circumstances , but … keep it sleazy .
sometimes the only thing a bully understands is a punch in the mouth .
sorry , i should’ve told you - i just decided to stay home .
so , what’s my first clue ?
oh no … oh , that’s not good .
this part of your plan seems risky .
this wasn’t part of the plan .
you made things difficult in a new way , but i can make it work .
i’m just not a new - experience kind of guy .
my comfort zone is the size of … that chair .
do you trust me , [ name ] ?
you had this the whole time ?
you told me i should wait , so i did .
i’m not scared of you . because i’ve gone there , [ name ] .
i can’t believe i almost missed all this .
hey , you decided to come after all !
you got through it . i almost ruined it a hundred times .
when i said ‘ throw a party ’ i didn’t mean a pity party !
i’ve had to scrape & claw my way through life .
you never learned to think on your feet !
i want to learn how to do something meaningful .
that must’ve been hard for you … to go back there .
i don’t like to think about who i used to be .
almost everything i do i do without thinking or worrying what will happen .
let’s dance , baby .
ugh ! can you just skip to the end ?
just tell me how they screwed up , & put me out of my misery .
this feels like some sort of goodbye .
how was that ? did i cheer everyone up ?
face it , [ name ] , you lost .
people improve when they get external love & support .
you’ve already given me so much .
earth is cancelled .
it’s not two of us , it’s all of us .
step one , get a plan … step two , do the plan .
if we’re gonna pull this off , we need [ name ] back .
you think that’ll go well ?
everything always has to be your way !
how dare you bring that up again ?
every problem has an answer .
not that old story , it’s so embarrassing -
we have to break up .
why are we together ?
where i’m from , most things blow up eventually .
by the way , i wasn’t cheating before … or eavesdropping just now .
this has been fun , as always .
there’s a real possibility that i’m in love with you .
if soulmates do exist , they’re found . not made .
turns out life isn’t a puzzle that can just be solved one time & it’s done .
can you give me a second ?
i don’t know if i’ll see you again , or … what i’ll remember if i do .
the words are nice , but the tone is scary ?
i know you . & i love you .
eventually we’re gonna be together forever .
it’s better we just rip the band-aid off .
forgive me if i’m a little skeptical .
i had a lot of time to think .
if things are going to change , i have to change along with them .
i’m an artist , which means … it’s my job to be scared .
oh no , i knew it . you hate me now .
you essentially had to raise yourself .
okay , so … you still love me ?
yeah , we’re very different , but we already knew that !
there’s no one else i wanna be with .
what do you want from me ?!
i know you’re upset , you have a tell .
i don’t see any version of eternity where you don’t get bored of me .
this is not working , you’re bad at this .
wow , same old [ name ] .
first of all , you know what … uh , shut up !
honestly , [ name ] , i don’t know what’s to become of you .
i’m sorry i said that , before .
she knows you & loves you , & that’s all that matters .
against all odds , i know what you mean .
i’m sorry that i kicked you out .
it wasn’t about you .
i’m not gonna let myself be degraded by you again .
i took you for granted , & that was wrong .
i can’t have any of your dingleberry stink on me .
so , uh . i was being stupid .
i thought i got rid of you .
my , my , my … we’ve got some history , don’t we ?
it’s real this time , i promise .
might as well do some traveling .
[ name ] , i have been training for this day my entire life .
what time is it ?
i made dinner !
real talk , it didn’t go great .
i could never forget you .
remembering moments with you is the same as living with them .
can you just remember the happy times & forget the bad stuff ?
you are my role model .
you have a rockin’ bod .
don’t sell yourself short , [ name ] .
[ name ] , i’m gonna miss you .
i don’t want to leave you , but i’m … ready to leave .
i was alone my whole life . i told myself i liked it that way , but i don’t .
i like being with you .
meet you at the restaurant ?
i owe it to you to let you go .
i was never good at being sad .
none of this is bad .
i need you to do me one last favor .
say goodbye to me now , & leave before i wake up .
your system’s working perfectly .
thank you so much , [ name ] .
care to join me for a bit ?
the true joy is in the mystery .
do you mind if i stay here until you’re gone ?
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the updated roze cheat sheet !
thirty-five as of march 5th, 2023.
joined the us army in 2007 at nineteen and initially served as a 92y. in 2013, when the direct ground combat exclusion rule was eradicated, roze was re-classed into an 11b mos. this would allow her to qualify for ranger selection, and she would end up the first woman tabbed as a ranger.
roze was a nickname given to her by her father, her mother calls her rozie - most people in a professional setting refer to her by her last name if not roze.
she's an only child, but her parents kept an open door policy with her friends growing up; so it was basically like she had siblings most of the time.
her father was a marine during the gulf war and worked civilian contracting on a base stateside after getting out. her mom is a history teacher.
she's from gunnison, colorado.
roze spent her younger years hunting / tracking through the colorado wilderness. her father taught her how to survive and hunt with vigor - it came in handy later.
she served in the fifth battalion of the 75th ranger regiment for four years, getting out in 2017.
her father was diagnosed with terminal illness in 2014, and while he's still around, he requires 24/7 in-home care. roze pays for it with her contracting money.
her parents don't know she got out of the military, she doesn't particularly care for the sentiment of telling them. it would worry her mother even more.
her favorite color is green.
her favorite flower is the sunflower, which she has a tattoo of on the outside of her right thigh.
roze joined shadow company in 2018 after a year of working for a much smaller company that didn't pay as well. shadow company was gaining an incredible reputation that roze wanted to be apart of. she likes to fucking win.
she was royally pissed about the shift in shadow co management. sometimes she still works contracts for them.
during ranger school she obtained a flesh eating bacteria that would have recycled her back if the medical personnel hadn't thought it was just wicked bad bug bites.
after getting out of the military, roze joined a local gym and trained in mma fighting.
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SPECIAL OPS: LIONESS 2.08 / the compass points home
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PROMPTS FROM THE HUNGER GAMES: CATCHING FIRE * assorted dialogue from the 2013 film, adjust as necessary
if you die, and i live, i'd have nothing. nobody else that i care about.
it's different for you. your family needs you.
you have to live. for them.
nobody needs me.
i do. i need you.
how does that sound?
what if we set your backyard on fire?
he can't hurt me. there's no one left that i love.
remember who the real enemy is.
we got married... in secret.
we want our love to be eternal.
we've been luckier than most.
i just wanted to say that i didn't know [name]. i only spoke to him once.
he could have killed me, but instead he showed me mercy.
that's a debt i'll never be able to repay.
she wasn't just my ally. she was my friend.
i couldn't save her. i'm sorry.
you guys look amazing.
so what do you think, now that the whole world wants to sleep with you?
i wasn't talking to you.
will you unzip?
thanks. let's do it again sometime.
the way the whole "friend" thing works is you have to tell each other the deep stuff.
what's your favorite color?
now you've stepped over the line.
see, this is why no one lets you make the plans.
you have been our mission from the beginning.
the plan was always to get you out.
people are looking to you, [name].
you've given them an opportunity. they just have to be brave enough to take it.
we have seen a lot of tears here tonight.
you are angry. tell me why.
i'm getting totally screwed over here.
now you wanna kill me again.
nobody decent ever wins the games.
nobody ever wins the games. period. there are survivors. there's no winners.
love is weird.
i would love to borrow that outfit someday.
you look pretty terrifying in that get-up.
i outgrew them.
any secrets worth my time?
unfortunately, i think that's true.
i'm sorry you had to cancel your wedding.
i'm really not in the mood for a lecture.
you don't have to apologize to anybody, including me.
i hardly know anything about you except that you're stubborn and good with a bow.
there's more than that. you just don't want to tell me.
make him pay for it.
any last advice?
stay alive.
she's committed, i'll give her that.
you saved my life. you gave me a chance.
fear does not work as long as there is hope.
you were dead. your heart stopped.
how rude of them.
eyes bright, chins up, smiles on.
we're a team, aren't we?
i am truly sorry.
you both deserved so much better.
i don't want to be with anyone else in there. just you.
that's what i want.
no waving and smiling this time.
i want you to look straight ahead as if the audience and this whole event are beneath you.
that should be easy.
be careful. it's a force field up there.
i think these games are gonna be different.
i guess we're not holding hands anymore.
i don't care about any of them.
i'm here to drink.
you know and i know there's only one person walking out of here, and it's gonna be one of us.
i get to say goodbye.
they will kill us.
whatever game you think you're playing, those out there are not playing it with you.
i don't want you to get hurt.
so how do you like the party?
you could live a hundred lifetimes and never deserve that boy.
you don't want to shoot her.
how about i shoot both of you?
get them out of here.
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heard over comms: be advised—unknown contact. single individual, no PID, not wearing friendly FF.
son of a bitch. the echo of comms bounces between ears with a disdain she cannot fully name. of course its on the tail end of milk run - fucking russians and their friends could never come out of the woodwork earlier on when she wasn't ready for food not from a bag and a scalding hot shower. jaw sets, eyes kept focused out window as driver glances her way, as if seeking response that she had full authority to give with graves tapped into things. " sooner we get back behind the wire, the better. i don't wanna hang around and find out the dog we're about to kick is fuckin' burning. "
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75th Ranger Regiment during night operations training.
(Part 2)
#❚☘ ₀₅. < 𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘪𝘤𝘦 > rangers lead the motherfucking way ! ❙❘#❚☘ ₀₄. < 𝘢𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘤 > i have always been more war than woman. ❙❘
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if I show you my boobs and you don’t act like it was one of the top ten best experiences of your life then you don’t get to see them again
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LAYSLA DE OLIVEIRA special ops: lioness / 2.04
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x I'M GONNA ENJOY HUNTING YOU !
#❚☘ ₀₂. < 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘳 > self promotion. ❙❘#call of duty rp#cod rp#military rp#marvel rp#mcu rp#dc rp#dcrp#dceu rp#hunger games rp#the hunger games rp#star wars rp#sw rp#swrp
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#R0-ZE / a somewhat private, somewhat selective take on rozlin " roze " helms from the more recent installments of the call of duty franchise. heavily canon divergent given the fact that we don't get a whole bunch of detailed lore around roze, meaning a lot of what's posted here comes from the depths of my own peanut brain. super flexible, multiverse for the ease of writing. this blog will contain some trigger heavy content, because it's literally a department of defense funded game: an unfiltered portrayal of military personnel, i'm a well-researched military brat. anti graves wasn't cool with roze - not sure where the fuck the fandom got that.
x penned by KT. she / her. old. x previously rozl1n.
the active study in ... sharp bites. being a woman in a male dominated field. what family first really means. strength in the bleakest places. the weight of war. willingly turning yourself into a soldier of fortune. getting out of the military but never truly having to re-adjust. hunting the hunters.
x 🥀 bio. prompts. verses. opens.
squad up. no affiliates, yet.
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