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i hate when a coworker brings up harry potter because you just have to start beating them and keep beating them and beating them and attacking them and mauling them and it's really tiring to do twice a day

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Eddie and Volt were created in a lab for me

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Made a date everything OC in drawpile

I hope it’s clear what she’s supposed to be lol

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I'm enamored by his level of freak

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Hi 💖 I’m ✨Betty✨ and I’m your 😴Bed 🥰

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There are some characters where giving them therapy and cleaning them up is the fanfiction equivalent of buying antique furniture and painting it white

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Every poll on this blog is about fictional characters only. This request was sent to us and we made a poll in response to it. Send any Blorbo-related question you want to our inbox and we’ll make a poll on which people can vote with their own Blorbos in minds

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diet talk is so inexpressibly nonsensical the instant you know anything about "the human body" or "nutrition" or if you think about it for three seconds

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Could yall stop shooting each other outside my window im trying to masturbate

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hm yes i like this character. now shoot him 5 times in a parking lot.

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im polyamorous so its allowed for me to give myself entirely over to the amulet cuz there is enough love in my heart

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okay okay i can close some tabs i don't need this google image search of "pear trees"....well you never know actually

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dead wife who was MEAN and slept without a TOP SHEET and only went to the beach when it was OVERCAST to SCOWL at the waves

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Yes you have to love fat bitches even if they don’t have “more muscle to carry more fat”, you have to love fat bitches for being fat or it doesn’t count i keep saying this