r0ryy

[r0ryy]

Car yawning stage but with Izutsumi ft. Traumatized Chilchuck :v

[r0ryy]

yearning for the 2005 wormwood four loko

[r0ryy]

BREAKING NEWS: softest material in the world has been discovered, scientists calling it "kitty tummy fur"

[r0ryy]

my mom called our lazy susan a sleazy susan by accident once and now I can't call it anything else

[r0ryy]

gadzooks! my game? It be'eth changed!

[r0ryy]

This could've been a yuri

[r0ryy]

i was opening up the nature center and a little wasp flew by while i unlocked the door so i let him out. then i looked down, and there was a spider, a millipede, and two rollie-pollie bugs waiting at the door and they all walked out in a line like they’d been at a party together overnight.

it’s been two weeks and i can’t stop thinking about it.

[r0ryy]

@inneskeeper this seems relevant to your interests

BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE! SHE DOIBLES DOWN!

[r0ryy]

you can’t even dig up your lovers grave and pry open their casket and cradle their corpse to your chest anymore. because of woke

[r0ryy]

Listening to a podcast

"Let's take a word from our sponsor."

*Skip ahead a minute* "You can-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "Use code-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "300,000-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "300,000-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "T-shirts-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "Motherfuck-"

*Go back 15 seconds*

[r0ryy]

it's really embarrassing how much self control i have to exert when you put me in front of a tray of convenient and tender meat like if you put meatballs in front if me the fuckers are gone in milliseconds. same true of roadted brussels sprouts or basically anything that's a nice little dense and textured morsel. i am the hors that d'ouvres

[r0ryy]

As i age into my thirties i find myself more and more on cass' side in almost any given conflict with mako whenever I relisten to counter/weight

[r0ryy]

[r0ryy]

unfortunately i do love pompous and pretentious characters. ☝️ WHO get their asses handed to them this is pivotal to my enjoyment of them

[r0ryy]

t-shirt that reads "BE SUSPICIOUS OF THAT WHICH IS LABELLED AS APOLITICAL" on the front and "NOTICE WHAT IS PERCEIVED AS EXPLICITLY POLITICAL" on the back

[r0ryy]

women 😂😂😂