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Everyone reblog with your most unemployable traits

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Hannah Montana is fucked up because its entire POINT as a show is that children should be protected from fame and exploitation, but it stars a REAL little girl that's being exploited. Nearly every episode carries the looming threat of Miley being outed as Hannah and losing her peaceful teenage life to the ravages of fame. Her father in the show (played by her own father in real life) wisely protected her from the trauma of fame by making her wear a disguise and live a rather quiet, interview-free life. Meanwhile the REAL Billy Ray Cyrus sold his daughter to Disney Channel when she was 11 and forced her to read dialogue about how terrible it would be to face the public eye. Like... Jesus, dude. The fictional Robby Ray is 10x the father, and it's not even close. (It's also IMMENSELY funny that her dad doesn't use his real name in the show, while she does. Almost like he wanted a bit of a disconnect between his identity and his character. Something Miley didn't get.)

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biden voters watching bidens politics in action in bidens america during bidens administration: wtf!!!!!! this is what would happen if trump was president.

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saw someone on tiktok make the comparison of kristen using the name 'phtosynthekids' because it meant something to riz, the same way lucy used 'the high five heroes' for kipperlilly.

A rogue and their cleric :(

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Haha.... you guys see Kabru as his own person right....? you acknowledge the nuance to his personality and actions....? you understand how his backstory influences his perception of the world.....? promise? promise you see him beyond his relationship to other men?

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Guys. I can feel it already. THIS is the year. This is the year that Jonathan Harker will go on his business trip with no issue. Just a lovely train ride through Europe where he collects paprika recipies for Mina, meets some friendly, living people looking to buy properties in England, and then returns home safely.

Free him from the time loop.

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take me to bed. by. cozier

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I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn

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Kipperlilly is an NPC and her whole thing is that she’s upset she isn’t more interesting. She’s literally mad she isn’t a main character. Doomed by the narrative from the start. Doomed by the method of her own creation. Never given a choice to be anything different. Never given any choices at all.

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Y’all we have to stop making eachother feel bad for having sexual attraction. Lesbians are allowed to be horny we don’t have to be sexless pastel princesses holding hands in a field or smth. Be horny, it’s frankly revolutionary to be a sweaty horny dyke.

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Just for some context on the whole Sandra Lynn and Bobby Dawn relationship thing... Sandra Lynn's daughter is the same age as Bobby Dawn's GRANDSON

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when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes

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Eurovision is in a week so reminder to not watch or support it in anyway with the fact that Israel is still in the competition 

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the tumblr girlies go insane for parallel structure. the tumblr girlies go insane for just the same sentence again. the tumblr girlies go insane for a statement in the same form as those around it. the tumblr girlies go insane for assigning poetic meaning to the mere act of repetition. the tumblr girlies go insane for parallel structure.

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brennan dropping the most insane doomed yuri lore about kipperlily and lucy during lesbian visibility week... no one is doing it like him.

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You considered me racist and blocked me yet you let DieWhiteWoman reblog from you?

it's german for thewhitewoman

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rmr when macklemore said walk into the club like waddup i got a big cock , and, when i was in the third grade i thought that i was gay . he was always just saying shit