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some of you aren’t even perverts you just have normal sexual desires that you are ashamed of

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Just one? King Cone...no, Drum Stick, wait...Strawberry Shortcake, no...Chocolate Eclair...

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unfortunately i want to make purchases :(

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hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation

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please put me in twink jail

I'm an prison bolitionist I'll put you in a twink sanctuary where you can roam free and use your unique curved beaks to filter shrimp from the waters of your natural habitat x

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Guy who learns kung fu, then realizes kung fu can be defeated by MMA so he learns that, then realizes MMA can be defeated by guns so he buys one, then realizes that guns can be defeated by law enforcement so he becomes a lawyer, then realizes that the law can be overthrown so he becomes a paramilitary general, then realizes that naked force can be enveloped by ideology so he becomes a religious leader, then realizes that ideology is primarily determined by the means of production so he becomes an inventor, then realizes that successful invention requires a finely honed mind so he becomes a psychologist, then realizes that the mind is just part of the body so he learns kung fu

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"You wearing a collar in public is bad cuz I didn't consent" you wearing a bracelet in public is bad cuz I didn't consent to it.

Yall don't really have a right to consent to other peoples clothes.

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i do accomodate people with disabilities when they collect my pages btw

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*squinting into the fog* who goes there?! Willem Dafriend, or...

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"you should be at the club" I should be working on my fanfic

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Does anyone know of any other very small folklore/mythical creatures in the same vein as gnomes, fairies, pixies, and brownies? Needs to be approximately that size and can be reasonably depicted as sapient.

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Dating a milf because she always tells me where I can get affordable produce