Reblog if you love Matt Smith!!
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new pickup line: i hate a lot of people but i don’t hate you
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"I brought that back, I threw it in there," she [Elizabeth Banks] said of the line, which was unscripted. "I did it, and Francis called cut, and I went over to him, and said, ‘You have to keep that in the movie, because the fans will go bananas.’ "
source: MTV
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A MOSQUITO TRIED TO BITE ME AND I SLAPPED IT AND KILLED IT AND I STARTED THINKING LIKE IT WAS JUST TRYING TO GET FOOD WHAT IF I WENT TO THE FRIDGE AND IT JUST SLAMMED THE DOOR SHUT AND SNAPPED MY NECK HOW WOULD I FEEL
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GUYS ITS DECEMBER
“do your homework”
“clean your room”
“go outside”
“be productive”
“hang out with your friends”
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Happy Holidays Everyone!
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I love this!
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now you sound like you.
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me: i don't want to have kids
every adult within 100 mile radius: nonseNSE!! you'll end up having them in a few years!!! kids!!! mANY KIDS!! wonderful things you will love them! can''t not have kids?!!¿ chILDREN!
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