spoonie | autistic | something vaguely resembling art | he/him | terrible puns | vulture culture | I spend most of my time being incredibly tired and mildly injured | sharptoothrabbit on ao3
tipsy yoda drops his lightsaber and it goes straight down thru the planet never turning off and hits the core and blows the planet up and all he says is "fucked, we are"
maybe cain wldnt have killed abel if they had video games to healthily channel the violence between siblings. unfortunately back then the only smash brothers they had was smash brothers head in with a rock