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This is so dear to me this is my rosekiller as well
Evan would accidentally come off as creepy hc… I love my freaky ev
evan who watches everything barty does, wondering why it makes him feel the way it does. analysing every interaction he has with him, every facial expression, every little twitch, every habit he has, cataloguing them in his brain.
barty who has never felt properly seen before, living for the uninterrupted attention. getting chills down his spine every time he can feel evans eyes staring into him. loving that he has evans attention, not anyone else.
regulus watching his two friends obsess over eachother acting like they're not in love with eachother.
pandora knowing her brother too well, a small smile every time she catches him watching barty.
dorcas seeing both of them and deciding she's going to ignore it. let them figure out their own bullshit.
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Its literally him and u cannot change my mind
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smoking with my ex's cat because he's chill like that
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Regulus, to the first years: There are only three rules in the Slytherin tower: The lake is off limits, never piss of Mcgonagall, and Barty Crouch Junior is a HOME WRECKING WHORE
Barty, from across the room: BITCH
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This is GENIUS
From the book Organizing Solutions for People with ADHD:






Putting a coat on the back of a chair by the door is fine, but if you prefer, use coat hooks and a large catch-all basket for dropping keys, hats, gloves.
Small bookcase end-table next to the couch to store craft projects, books, and other things being worked on for easy access.
Add a storage unit near the dining room table to transition between eating and working there.
Daily toiletry items should be stored in a basket that you can move easily
Extra toiletries and medicine cabinet items go in open shelf/basket storage so they can be seen and used easily. If items no longer fit, purge the excess. Don’t obscure the view!
If you disrobe in the bathroom, place a tall hamper in there.
Keep a set of cleaning supplies in each bathroom

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using "Walburga's A+ Parenting" as a warning for child abuse in a marauders fanfic will never not be funny to me
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Cranberry Canada Dry (aka the nectar of the fucking gods) has entered my home. Suffice to say it will not be surviving long.
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Regulus: *texting* Hey can you pick me up I’m drunk.
Regulus: Oh you don't have to anymore. I'm home now.
Remus: Yes, I'm aware of that after dropping you off at home.
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when the objectively bad person has traumatic and honestly reasonable reasons for why theyre like that but it doesnt excuse their actions and only serves to make them more tragic as a character

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Pre-relationship flirty jegulus where James is just begging Regulus to kiss him, because he knows that he wants to and come on Reggie, just a light peck?
And Regulus who is desperately trying to not give into James’ demands because if he loses the fucking leaf in his mouth again and has to restart the month period, he is going to slam his head into a wall.
Because yes, he figured out their secret, and maybe a little part of him is trying to impress his brother by doing it, but it’s also just a useful thing to be able to do, (and maybe gives him and James an easy way to hang out secretly).
But James is just feeling like Regulus is ignoring him, and because Regulus is trying to keep this all a secret; all James knows is this guy, who is very clearly interested in him. Will. Not. Kiss. Him.
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GUYS THEY’RE NOT TALKING ANYMORE (part 3)
There I un-toxified your yaoi, are you happy now?
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"Regulus Black loves to be held." I say into the microphone. the crowd boos. I sigh and begin to walk off stage.
"She's right" a voice says, I turn and there he is. James Potter.
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The really cool thing about hydrangeas is that they can be blue, pink, or purple based primarily on the pH of the soil. A free science experiment in every plant.
Omg this is so cool I didn’t know this! I wonder if I can do this experiment with students
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polyamory would not always fix the love triangle. sometimes it would make it much, much worse. but they should do it anyway
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