rabid behemoth. Writer of fics, destroyer of canon errors, admirer of questionable proclivities. Anti-capitalist. Indiscriminate multishipper. Met my RL spouse on this hellsite because my life is actually a crackfic. FFN || AO3 || Ko-fi Icon art by shikisaii (???)
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My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?
I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”
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THANK YOU to @dementedpuppeteer for helping me get unstuck!
#hearteater#my fics#Sakura gets a teeny backstory reveal this scene#still no sign of our boy Itachi#but damn i can't wait
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When I was a kid, my dad hated when I hung up anything on my walls. My art, band posters, movie posters, anything. Not with taxks, not with tape (it “ripped the paint off”) not with anything. At one point in 5th or 6th grade he came in my room and found me hanging up a Diary of a Wimpy Kid poster with tacos and he was like “EVERY HOLE YOU PUT IN THE WALL TAKES $10 OFF THE VALUE OF THE HOUSE.” so when I was mad at him, I’d insert tacks into the wall in places he couldn’t easily see just out of spite. Whoever owns the house now is probably wondering about it.
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no more group chats. we meet once a week from now on and everyone prepares 2 personal stories and 3-5 memes and we sit in a circle and have a Socratic seminar covering these topics
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I’m down with a cold so I drew this to distract myself. It’s been a while since I drew some MadaSaku, now I kinda wanna do the same with the Senju brothers… why do I do this to myself? 😭 I wanted to change the direction of the lighting so this was a good opportunity 👍 Enjoy!
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vampire couple and their first born.
I talked with my friend about some IF route of her vampire story and couldn't get over it then. The images of them living together storming in my head even when I'm about to sleep.
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"well do a headstand and gargle my ample balls. it almost looks like you value free use of your time or something. aww. you sweet predictable bluebird. you absolute skibidi dick-boss. buddy you were created by lord revenue to boost our stocks, so listen to five insurance ads back to back or i’ll publicly boil your bicuspids in acid"
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“Oh how do you stay positive when the world is so awful how can you stay positive when our lives are falling apart-“ SPITE!!!!! ITS SPITE GODDAMN IT!!! REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE ANGRY AT THE WORLD AS A TEENAGER?? THAT KID WAS RIGHT AND YES IT FUCKING SUCKS AND NO, ITS NOT FAIR, SO YOU HAVE TO KEEP TRYING TO MAKE IT FAIR!!!!
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