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coming out of tumblr retirement just to post suzy ♠ max moodboard

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well i said what i said lol. goodbye tumblrinas and pronouns.

if [tumblr] sells out to midjourney thats gonna be the final straw for me

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A poem scribbled on the back of a truck in China, apparently written by the trucker. Translation by me

I love eating lamb kebab,

and I can judge from its texture

the age of the lamb.

This lamb today is

about as old as I am,

both full of youthful vigor

to be slaughtered at will.

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propaganda for yes: hes pretty knowledgable of anatomy, enough to be a good masseur

propaganda for no: he seems pretty sex repulsed. maybe he hasnt looked into this.

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i think laios touden is cis purely out of convenience. i think he feels absolutely no attachment to gender one way or the other, but he's in the dungeon so that's like the least of his concerns at the moment. i think if he sat down and thought about it for more than a few seconds he would be some flavor of nonbinary but gender is not monsters or grilling so he doesnt give a shit

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shrinkflation is some shit mr krabs would do. there would be an episode of spongebob where he makes krabby patties 20% smaller but charges the same price.

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do you think elves are really sick of this hairstyle, like on elf grindr this is how all the most obnoxious dudes look

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Fucking obsessed with this manga and Ultimate Dad Senshi

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(dungeon master appearing in everyones vision) ive come to make an announcement chilchuck is a bitch ass motherfucker he pissed on my wife thats right he took his halfling fucking quilly dick out and he pissed on my wife

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just found out that giant squid meat is chock fucking full of ammonium ions to increase buoyancy so they would taste fucking disgusting if you tried to make calamari out of them. i mean i wasn't planning on it but a girl can dream right? nobody talk to me

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im sorry i doubted you dungeon meshi fans. Laios IS autistic. Marcille and Falin ARE gay. You weren't exaggerating. its true

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you never know what someone is going through. for instance i didnt know i was going through anything until about 2 years later. i thought i was just chilling

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i just don’t think “is dude gender neutral” is that productive of a conversation because a word can be gendered and still used regardless of gender. i call my male friends girlypop and my female friends man but i don’t think anybody would agree that those are somehow not gendered terms.

the real question is just “would you be willing to apologize and stop using a word if somebody told you it made them uncomfortable?” the answer to which in a surprising number of cases is no mostly because it seems like overall ppl r more upset abt getting accused of transphobia than they are abt being transphobic

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do you think snoopingasusualisee and trilllizard666 ever explored each others bodies

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If you're reading this and youre on your period, stop menstruating. Ok. Now next time I'm on mine, start yours again. The great tumblr sync up will topple empires