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in hindsight the most breaking line in TMA is 'I may not entirely trust my assistants but I'm not going to lose them"

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literally Anthony when Kelsey and Trudy interact in anyway

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Creepy doodle of android Trudy becouse

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FIRST SEASON 3 FUNNY!! I am UGFHGFFHHV abt Trudy and Kelsey already.

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idk why i did this instead of sleeping last night but ayo s3 pcs

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A bloodthirsty aristocrat.

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I love Sam as our protag and I appreciate Lena as our new ominous office manager but sorry neither of them stand a chance. that entire office is literally just 'Alice Dyer and people who are irrevocably undeniably intensely in love with Alice Dyer' with not even a single exception

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if lady mowbray was just some old lady who cannibalized people I'd be fine with the hornyposting but she's in the 1%

we should be eating HER

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I can totally get behind an elf or half-elf Kravitz, but in my heart he's human, because I like to imagine something like:

alive, pre-reaper young adult Kravitz who's been reading too many romance novels: "I just want a beautiful and handsome elf boy to sweep me off my feet... and of course romantically grieve me when I, a human, inevitably grow old and perish in his arms... perhaps even fling himself into my grave..."

Kravitz several centuries later, indeed dating an unfathomably long-lived hot elf boy who is nevertheless the less immortal one in their relationship: "hmm. interesting."

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anyways alice dyer they will NEVER make me hate you. ever. love of my life. you can do better than sam and by better i mean me

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michael shelley I would die for you

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sam my pathetic loser loverboy i adore you

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my lawyers have advised me not to comment on this line from the most recent tmagp episode

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"hostile work environment" is just about the funniest CW a person could put on an episode about a man who is forced to hunt down his own staff and then prepare them as a meal like "yeah the vibes at work today were rancid"

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..do you guys think that the reason there are benevolent forces in tmagp universe is because of Jon and Martin. Who were only able to survive the apocalypse through their devotion to each other. Who saved the world and sealed their fates with an act of love. They died with a stab and a kiss and I think there is something important in that. Did their desire to be good despite it all seep through and make this universe just a little bit better. The world is full of forces that are fueled by mostly horror and fear and misery but also there is a bit of good. Is that because of them?

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henry and darryl 🤝 trudy and kelsey

"i figured we'd get a LITTLE GAY but i did NOT expect it to be episode 1"