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Petition to give all the cats guns

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The Cats movie and the ‘live action’ Lion King exist at opposite ends of a spectrum but idk what said spectrum is

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If you think that when I eventually have a house/apartment of my own, that I will be dressing up as Marya D from Great Comet while 'My House' blares through surround speakers while I sing along, (the speakers being 'unintentionally' placed around my confused/terrified guest who asked where the bathroom was),

You'd be correct.

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Modern witch tip:

Instead of “and so it is” or “so mote it be” feel free to say “and that’s how it be” and if ur feelin a lil spicy go ahead an add on “in this bitch of a life”

Bless

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I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.  

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Thank you for this blessing of a blog! What’s your favorite raccoon picture/drawing?

These guys by Elaari!!! You can get them on shirts or notebooks or stickers and it’s my faaavorite <3 <3

Please buy here!!! Support the artist!

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seems like he owns everything!

kinda makes you wonder how it feels…

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War and Peace is a mess

So I know a lot of you guys haven’t read war and peace (I mean I don’t blame you, that thing is enormous) so I want to tell you some things about it that might interest the comet fans

- Andrei is 18 years older than Natasha, was married before, is a widower and has a son - Sonya and Natasha are actually second cousins, they grew up together as Sonya lost her parents and had no one else, and Sonya is a childhood sweetheart to Natasha’s brother Nikolai. He is her Fiancé at war™ - Dolokhov fell in love with Sonya. Like really in love. He even proposed to her, to everybody’s surprise, but she said no. - Anatole once proposed to princess Mary (for the money), she was totally up to marry him…until she saw him with her French companion - Natasha doesn’t like Dolokhov - Marya D. Is barely mentioned - Prince Andrei is a great character! Every Russian school girl falls in love with him, he is kinda like mr. Darcy in that way (although they don’t share much similarities, they are just everyone’s favourites) - Natasha has another brother called Petya, who some people believe to be gay and in love with Dolokhov as he speaks of him as his hero and Dolokhov once kissed him because he saw him reach for his lips (honestly this book is so gay) - Pierre is really clumsy and awkward and doesn’t know how to behave in society and he’s really kind and loving and open. I know you know that but I just want to say good things about him. He also used to be a mason. He is considered to be one of the best and the most inspiring characters in Russian literature and is believed to be Tolstoy’s favourite. - Tolstoy wrote the whole page on how hot Dolokhov was - And same with almost every male character - While the ladies are described as mostly unattractive - Okay - Once Fedya, Anatole and Pierre tied a guy to a bear’s back and threw him into the river just for lulz - Dolokhov that same day drunk the whole bottle of rum sitting on the window and I think that perfectly describes what kind of character he is. - Dolokhov is actually believed not to be a real friend to Anatole. He is just taking advantage of his wealth. - Anatole and Helene spent quite a long time separated by their parents as they were in love with each other - Yep - Insect - Tolstoy has no chill

I hope this was interesting

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Orpheus : *strums guitar* I love you BITCH

Eurydice: oh my god

Orpheus: I ain’t ever gonna stop lovin you… BITCH

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This must be on my blog okay

this is a reminder that Anatole Kuragin and Fedya Dolokhov are dating and they’re very happy together. thanks for asking

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FiNaLlY Stephanie J.Block won her Tony

Sebastian Arcelus and Stephanie J. Block, winner of the award for Best Performance by an Actress in a Leading Role in a Musical for The Cher Show, in the Press Room at the 73rd Annual Tony Awards - at Radio City Music Hall on June 09, 2019 in New York City.

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thank you all so much for the 2k followers!!

as thanks, i decided to run an art raffle! reblog this post to be entered in–and you’ll only be entered once. don’t spam reblogs; you’ll only annoy your followers.

winners get several options to choose from as their prize; first place can choose any of the options, 2nd and 3rd are limited as shown. these can also be mixed around a little; for example, for the colored digital sketch, i’m willing to render and shade a lil bit, and i still have styles i’m willing to do if i deem the winner’s in the right place to receive it ;0

edit: for the shitpost, i should add that you have a max of 5 full figures for each panel, if there are panels, and no more than 5 panels

also… perhaps i might do a livestream of me drawin the prizes. who knows!

this ends June 25th. good luck, and thank you!

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Heléne Kuragina

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if youve never listened to the great comet you should start here

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Officer: I pulled you over because you have three people on your motorcycle

Dolokhov: Wait three?

Anatole: Oh no

Hélène: Oh shit Pierre fell off