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FINALLY!!

Really glad we’re crowning Dick as the scariest batfamily member. Society is healing.

Don’t mind me, just imagining Bruce’s hands, big, soft, covered in the labor of violence, holding his eldest’s face, saying, “This is Dick. He’s the kindest person I know.”

Dick’s fists are behind his back. He’s holding some socialite’s bloody tongue in them. If they’re going to use it to talk shit about his father, they don’t need it. His smile is sunshine and war.

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Robot partner that purposely slips up and gets themselves damaged because they want your attention. Infecting themselves with a virus so you can spend the time going through their systems. Whenever you are away for too long they find some way, any way at all to get you back to their internals. Afterall, you wouldn’t want to ignore them and let it get worse right?

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I am 3 raccoons in a trenchcoat and I welcome other creatures

Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

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MC: Lucifer?

Lucifer: yes?

MC: So you know how I have sleep issues? I'm wondering if the demon I see is just something my mind is making up or if there’s an actual demon crawling around my room at night.

Lucifer: MC, why don't you sleep at Solomon's place tonight while I go have a chat with Lord Diavolo and Barbatos :)

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Dream: Why aren't there friend pick up lines? Pick up lines to make friends, like-

Lust, to Ink: Hey, that's a cute outfit. You know where it would look better? On nobody else, because you're a beautiful individual

Dust, to Cross: Be my friend or I'll set your house on fire

Nightmare: There are two types of people

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i heart plus sized lust sans underlust lusttale heart heart

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Based off this post. funny doodles i took too seriously.

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I like in Teen Titans that Robin’s mask is just as expressive as like cartoon spidey masks. Especially when they do this thing:

OR WHEN HE DOES THIS:

he’s so silly I love him lmao

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YOU hates terfs

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Spent a solid 10 minutes making this, only to describe a hyper specific thing I experienced as a pre-teen, I hope this finds you well, any other ninjago/glitter force combo fans

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Headcanon that Bruce’s kids have all pulled the ‘you're not my father card’ at some point or the other and by the time steph rolled around he didn't even take it seriously

Of course, the first time dick said it, bruce cried himself to sleep. But by the eighteenth time, he was numb to it. “Dickie just eat your peas.” 

The first time jason did it Bruce pulled him aside and said “i know Im not, but that doesn't mean i don't care for you jason.” by the twenty fifth time he just held up the adoption papers

The first time Tim said it Bruce laughed. “Tim, you literally forced me to adopt you. Yes I am your father.” Tim didn't bother to say it from then on, maybe muttering ‘you're not my dad!’ under his breath at the computer, just for bruce to whisper ominously ‘yes i am.’ 

When Steph said it, full of anger and hate and sadness and fear, bruce just followed her and said “you're right. Im not your father. And i will never be your father. But, if you'll let me, id like to be better.” After that any time steph said ‘ur not my father’ bruce would just respond with ‘never will be’

Cass said “your are my father” and left no room for argument

Babs said “ur not my dad or my father or even close to being any of it, but you are my mom.” bruce just had to accept that

When damian said it bruce just stood there for a solid fifteen minutes rebooting. Dick and jason fell out of their chairs laughing. 

Duke specifically went “ur my dad! My dad! Boogie woogie woogie!’ and bruce was just like ‘bet aight.”

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Polyamory

Reblog if you’re polyamorous/open to polyamory in the future/in a polycule or open to one/interested in polyamory I want to see how many of us there are

And like if you think polyamory is okay, can be healthy, and doesn’t “go against human nature”

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the way your love for me consumes you must be parasitic, nestling itself in your brain and eventually engulfing it to the point you’re sick with desire and devotion.

if not then do you even love me?

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I raise, Dick would join Steph and also write some

I mean, all of them are ready to give Vicky an exclusive about how sweet their stepdad Batman is.

Steph writes BatBruce fanfics on AO3 because SHE WOULD.

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This.

Beautiful

a toddler who was being saved by the red hood called him "mama" once and now crime alley kids will refer to him as mama all. the. time.

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so can we start hunting down white liberals now or what

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I think I fixed it Hahaaha

hopefully...

Can someone reboot this with an answer or something cause I'm trying to verify my email, but I can figure where to go to get the email sent to my email and I'm very confused. :(

Someone please help