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remus learns how to trim regulus' hair pretty early on their relationship because the whole experience is a bit overwhelming for reg. so every couple of weeks remus sits him in front of a mirror and enjoys the opportunity to massage regulus scalp, deep clean his hair and trim his end pieces. meanwhile, reg can't keep his eyes of his boyfriends reflection on the mirror – completely enamored by this gorgeous of a man.

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“remus lupin, remus lupin, remus lupin” i chant into into the mirror, and there he appears behind me, like a figment of my imagination.

regulus black in all his glory, wand pointed at my head, “where?” he demands with a manic look.

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No one fucks with my baby, but it's Regulus Black cornering every one who has ever said something bad about Remus before they even got together.

It's Regulus who had been terrorizing Slytherins to not say a word to Lupin because he would be taking care of him and no one else.

It's Regulus who punched Sirius in the face after not speaking to him for years after the prank

It's Regulus who faced Dumbledore about him only admitting Remus to Hogwarts to be his soldier when the time comes.

It's Regulus who imperio'd Severus to apologize to Remus after he called him a half breed when he thought no one was listening.

It's Regulus who slithered in the dead of the night to the Lupin's house into Lyall's room, his shadow dancing on the bedroom wall that was illuminated by the silver light of the full moon in the sky, smiling as he saw the look of terror reflected in his eyes.

If I was a blackthorn tree, I'd want to be felled by you, held by you, fuel the PYRE of your enemies.

Yes ladies and gentlemen, that is the same Regulus Black who buries his face into the crook of Remus' face after all of that is done, because simply, no one fucks with his baby.

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Regulus sitting in Remus' lap and them kissing sweetly with their books long forgotten on the couch.

Teddy enters the room: Can you guys not do that in front of me?

Remus: Well where did you think you came from?

Teddy: *deadpan* An orphanage???

Regulus hiding his face in Remus' neck to smile proudly as Remus stutters for an answer.

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Regulus would be best friends with Hope, like he would call her everyday and add her doctor's appointements to his calendar so he could take her, he would buy her the most ridiculously expensive presents just because and go visit her alone when Remus can't make it because of work.

Remus is basically fading to the background whenever those two are together, she just keeps fussing on Regulus, making his favorite dishes, and knitting him scarves and sweaters all year round because he mentionned that he had never gotten a handmade jumper before, and showing him around in her garden for the new blooms.

One day Remus opens the door to the house, and he hears Regulus speaking in slightly broken welsh with his mam as she stirred a simmering pot on the stove while he leaned against the counter with their cat in his arms.

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The only reason greyback was able to get into the room was that baby Remus was so in love with the moon he couldn't resist opening the window once more, the full was too beautiful! but he forgot to close it like his da taught him

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Moonwater living together and Remus is the one who does the cooking because Regulus had grown up with cooks and servants around, and also because he feels closer to his mother every time he cooks one of the recipes she had written on a small notebook for him.

But around the full, Regulus would spend hours in the small study he turned into a potions lab to make Remus Wolfsbane to drink before the transformation, and the morning after Remus would wake up from his nap and find a tray full of small vials; blood replenishers, pain potions, sleep draughts and skelegro that he had went back to make instead of taking a nap after he spent the whole night playing with moony in his animagus form.

He had also, over the years, changed the potions after he saw Remus wince because of how bitter they were.

There would also be a couple of slices of toast with butter and jam, slightly burnt from one side bc Regulus never really learnt how to use a toaster, and far too much raspberry jam for a sane person to eat as their first meal of the day.

Remus would smile softly as Regulus feeds him the toast and forces him to drink the pile of potions with a worried frown on his face.

Remus might have been the one to sustain him, but Regulus had made sure he stayed alive for the last ten years.

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MOONWATER AND TEDDY‼

Teddy Lupin Black changing his eyes to the same golden brown color of Remus' and making the same puppy dog eyes he saw his dad do in front of his Papa, whenever he wants to ask Regulus for chocolate before dinner.

Regulus: *sighs* but you will have to finish all your vegetables tonight.

Teddy: Thank you Papa!

Regulus kneels in front of his son so he could kiss him on the cheek, a fond smile is still on his face as he turns around to find Remus leaning against the counter.

Remus shakes his head.

"You know he just played you, right? Again." he says to his husband.

Regulus huffs indignantly as he crosses his arms on his chest.

"Well if it's anyone's fault it's yours, and you never know maybe this is my way of raising him to be a slytherin," he grumbled.

Remus laughed at the pout on Regulus' lips as he put his arms around his husband's waist, planting a kiss on his mouth.

"Admit it, we have turned the Heir of Black into a softie."

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Remus Lupin sets his alarm half an hour earlier than needed so he can spend it watching Regulus and how pretty he is

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PREACH

Give me Regulus Black who believes in pure blood supremacy.

Give me Regulus Black who loathes his brother and his company.

Give me Regulus Black who vied for the position of heir his entire childhood.

Give me Regulus Black who celebrated when his brother was disowned.

Give me Regulus Black who hurts, who tortures, who kills with no remorse.

Give me Regulus Black who becomes disillusioned when his house elf gets used.

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“Moonwater size and height difference,” I say into the mic.

The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

“She’s right,” they say. I look for the owner of the voice. There in the back of the room: Remus Lupin himself (Regulus is also behind him, but I can’t even see him on his tippy-toes </3).

Anyways, to all the moonwater height (and size) difference truthers out there—this one’s for you.

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moonwater, and yes romantically ☼☽⋆｡°✧ ✧⋆°｡☾☼

coffee stains and coffee breaths

reading poetry to each other while getting high in the hufflepuff greenhouse, or whatever you call it

resting heads in each other laps, and giving in to the head scratches

reg kissing rem's scars while rem kisses reg's moles

remus introduces regulus to muggle literature and have discussions at lengths

cheek kisses. i’ll stand by this forever. like cradling one’s face and just kissing them endlessly all over.

Remus John Lupin:

6’1”

welsh

agender, graysexual

infj

writes proses, articles, short stories, and is actually pretty nastily educated on entrepreneurship

fyodor dostoevsky

Regulus Artcturus Black:

5’8”

french

genderfluid, demisexual

intj

plays the piano, does oil painting, and helps out in the gardens (has a soft spot for herbology)

brontë sisters

they learned how to waltz and then dance every anniversary as a tradition (took this from an andreil fanfic, ifykyk)

interlocking their pinky fingers when in public

they will be the type of couple to drink out of the same cup, with separate straws, and staring into each other’s eyes, I’m sorry I can’t help it but it’s true

ideal dates: museums, arcades, 90s american diners, or rotting away at their apartment

do have plants, but non flowering ones, helps to go with the drunk, depressed, poet vibes

they experiment with different types of teas and coffee flavours

while rem has a huge sweet tooth, reg prefers sour tastes

rem lets reg paint his scars and they have a bunch of polaroids of the same

they like watching animation, especially stop motions ones

antique, whimsical pieces of furniture that they thrifted, obvi

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Moonwater sketch that I don’t think I’ll ever color in :,) I love these babies soooo much. Regulus with Inferi scars is *chef’s kiss*

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happy valentines day to the most insufferable couple ever and all you hoes who ship them!!!! (i am two days late but fuck it LMAOOOOO)

base is from @maejiun_sht on ❌

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MY SHAYLAS😭😭

Teddy, upset he can’t go outside: it’s just raining…

Remus: What’d the boss say?

Teddy, mimicking Regulus: ‘Don’t even think about going out, Edward Lupin!’

Remus, trying to hide his smile: Well, then you won’t need the tools

Teddy: Ugh…

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Happy Valentine’s Day to all the friendships out there too 💕

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