racecardilfs
racecardilfs
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racecardilfs · 17 days ago
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im obsessed w their whole frenemies thing its so funny
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Scott... 😭
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racecardilfs · 20 days ago
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this is, as the kids say, frying me (a glasses wearer)
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racecardilfs · 28 days ago
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watching motorsports (especially north american motorsports) is just a game of where's waldo except waldo is a collection of italian american racing drivers with the initials MA. also they're cursed by the spirits of ims
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once you open ur eyes u realize that marco andretti is literally everywhere . unemployed friend energy fr
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racecardilfs · 28 days ago
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MY POOKIE 😭😭😭 KYFF DAWG 😭😭😭 BABY DRIVER SERVING CUNT
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podium at toronto 🍁🏆
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racecardilfs · 1 month ago
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have a friend who just got birth control for the first time and she's experiencing her first period in years that hasnt caused her to cry and/or throw up from pain. shes able to do things. birth control has made 1/4 of her life more livable than it was before
The funniest part of the “ummmm actually ☝️🤓 birth control can be REALLY bad for you” responses on my ‘hey I think the current health fad demonization of hormonal birth control is right wing propaganda’ post is that I can’t take hormonal birth control. It reacts badly with my body’s chemistry. But I am wise enough to understand that it is a lifesaving medication for many people and encouraging people to get off birth control if it is working for them with no adverse reactions is bad. Birth control is bad for me and it can have terrible side effects but the potential of pregnancy and periods are worse for many people.
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racecardilfs · 1 month ago
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Myles Rowe becomes the first Black Indy NXT winner at Iowa 2025.
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racecardilfs · 1 month ago
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VOTE FOR CELLY WITH FIANCE (THEYRE GAY MARCUS) OR YOURE CRINGE IM SORRY I LOVE CJ BUT MPP IS MY BLORBO
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this is the final poll! whoever wins this will earn the title of pwhl mbp (most blorboable player) for the 2024-25 season
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racecardilfs · 1 month ago
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ok fuck you are forcing my hand. ovi propaganda be upon ye
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he is a sex machine. he is the most annoying guy you can imagine. we know for a fact that his dick is huge. he may or may not have a dick piercing.nhe has a tramp stamp.
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(and he shows his dick to his teammates)
his sense of style? incomprehensible
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he owns like 482992 dogs. he has goats. he loves pizza and subway and coke. he has been in psychosexual warfare with Both sidney crosby AND evgeni malkin for the past 20 years. he barks with his teammates. he is in (agape) love with nicklas backstrom and has kissed him on live tv
thank you for the propaganda! 💙
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racecardilfs · 1 month ago
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horner's been sacked!?
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racecardilfs · 1 month ago
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never kill yourself, you could wake up one day to news articles rolling in about christian horner being fired
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racecardilfs · 1 month ago
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his ass is NOT getting away from the sound of the woman that loved him 😂
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racecardilfs · 1 month ago
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this poll has made the nj devils my number one enemy. how have dylan and pierre lost to them. i shall never root for th nj devils. 😔😔😔
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racecardilfs · 2 months ago
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NOOO THE OUPPY 😭😭😭
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racecardilfs · 2 months ago
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shout out to the caps answers being "ovi in a problematic way" "nicke and ovi" "nickes ghost" "dylan strome" "the child" and "all these hoes." how does one explain that the team itself is blorbo. i have blorbos on a lot of teams but their are very few teams who's entity as a whole is blorbo. also whoever said spencer carbery is right rhats the most blorboable coach there is
this is part 3/3 of the team- specific survey responses!
vancouver canucks (the quinn hughes interlude)
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vegas golden knights
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washington capitals
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winnipeg jets
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racecardilfs · 2 months ago
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LOOK ITS MY POOKIE DYLAN!!! VOTE FOR A MAN WHO GOT CALLED A DRAFT BUST AND GOT CAREER HIGHS THIS SEASON!!!
he remembers his teammates stats 😭😭😭
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racecardilfs · 2 months ago
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I swear we are in 2025 and people still are saying Fernando doesn't like Lance...
We are talking about FERNANDO "TEAMMATE KILLER" ALONSO, literally Estaban said maybe Fernando gave him a hamburger in all the time they know each other. Let's not talk about Lewis.
We are talking about the man who is known for hating his teammates and they have gone out to eat, Fernando always is texting to Lance and encouraging him a lot through them, Always smiling and talking around each other, FERNANDO IS A FUCKING INTROVERT BUT LANCE IS STRUGGLING WITH THE FUCKING MEDIA AND HE DECIDED TO BE THE EXTROVERT OF THE TEAM.
Fernando of all the drivers will be the first one to say if he hates someone no matter what and we know it and the respect and care he has for Lance is so big that I get mad when the fucking media and dumb haters of Lance try to erase each time.
I need a fucking computer I'll play LoL Infront of all of them to traumatized all of them if they keep saying that.
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racecardilfs · 2 months ago
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DYLAN STUNTTTT MY COMEBACK GIRL DAD KINGG
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