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Yelena: *feels arms around her waist*

Yelena: *putting a knife against the stranger's throat*

Yelena, turning around: I have a girlfrie—

Kate, already so fucking turned on: Hello, love.

Yelena: Oh, hi girlfriend!

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That's not dirty depression hair that's a carefully curated, slicked back style achieved with a very specific hair product to purposefully a) signal queerness b) attract women and c) stay out of her face when she eats pussy

that's the hair of someone who eats out

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Clint: Kate cut her hair

Nat: I feel like we've been through this

Clint: Pretty sure we have, how's Yelena taking it?

Nat: Not well

Nat: (reads from her phone in a monotonous voice) Kate Bishop had done the unspeakable and cut her hair. How dare she, was this a plan? A distraction? How can I focus on anything when she looks like this?

Clint: How are they both this bad at dating?

Nat: It gets better.

Nat: (reading again) I have never been so attracted to hair before, is it the hair or her? It is obviously her, what am I meant to do? Oh she sent another selfie.

Nat: (laughing) We're entering capslock now

Clint: She knows where the capslock is?

Nat: (reading) IT IS A SHOWER SELFIE. WETT HAIR? HOW AM I MEANT TO??? NATASHA HELP ME.

Clint: Kate just texted

Nat: What happened?

Clint: (reading) I think Yelena hates my hair?? She's mumbling in Russian and hasn't blinked in 3 minutes can Natasha come and help?

Nat: Oh no, she's too horny to function

Clint: Please can we go see her to bully her about it later

Nat: (standing up) what else were we gonna do?

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fandom is really cool actually sometimes you meet people that just fuckin rule and it's because you both want the same two fictional women to kiss on the mouth

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If I had a penny for every time Charlie Brooker wrote a love story with queer women that breaks your heart but also leaves you feeling a little hopeful I’d have two pennies which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice.

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HACKS | 4.01: Big, Brave Girl

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“why do you still use tumblr?”

listen— i have to keep track of my hyper fixations somehow

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Kacy Drabble - Method

Jane: Kate, hypothetically, if you had to kill someone to protect Lucy, how would you-- Kate: Everyone goes to the beach in Hawaii, so jellyfish poison. Jane: I'm a little alarmed by how quickly you answered that… Lucy: You'd kill for me?

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sometimes I wonder why y'all are obsessed with specific characters and I'm like "why them" but then I remember that sometimes its literally not your choice you just look at them wrong and all of a sudden they're taking up your every thought forever

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Some idiot: "Why are you reading your own fic, that's shallow and stupid"

All fanfic writers and writers everywhere: "Who the fuck do you think I wrote it for?!"

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Me leaving comments on fics.

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What kissing Kate Whistler will do to you

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every 45 seconds on her father's Throne, a week passed in Purgatory.

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i didn't say it was good, i said it has bewitched me body and soul

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Forty Shades of Raylla

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nothing makes me feel more alive than being insane about a little show