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Marcelo Mastroianni on the set of De Sica’s Amanti, 1968.

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Non mi piaccio. Non mi sono mai piaciuto, neanche fisicamente. Non mi piaccio quando mi osservo allo specchio: questo nasino corto, questa bocca cicciuta. A me piacciono le bocche senza labbra e i nasi lunghi, aquilini. Io sono carino e un uomo non dev’esser carino. Più ci penso, più mi chiedo come sia possibile che una faccia simile mi dia da mangiare. Che la gente ci veda l’espressione di un’epoca, anzi il simbolo di un uomo ambiguo, confuso, egoista, immaturo? Sono tutto ciò, ed eccoci al peggio: non mi piaccio dentro. Tanto per dirne una, sono ignorante. Non ho mai tentato di studiare, non mi sono mai detto leggiamo-quel-libro, andiamo-in-quel museo, ascoltiamo-quel-concerto, può-essere-un-godimento. La cultura per molti è un godimento. Per me è un’impossibilità fisica e spirituale. Ma lo sai che mi stanco a leggere? Non approfondisco mai un problema. Vorrei, lo giuro, vorrei: perché è così brutto sentirsi a disagio tra la gente informata. Resto sempre alla finestra, a guardare. Mi spiace che tanti soffrano la fame, l’ho sofferta anch’io e so che cosa significa, ma non vado certo in giro a battermi per i poveri. Se mi si piglia di contropiede, rispondo: «Ovvio che sono socialista!». Però non ho mai capito bene in cosa consista questo socialismo e non faccio alcuno sforzo per capirlo. Molti credono ch’io sappia le cose. A volte le so, vero, ma nella maniera in cui un animale fiuta il cibo e la strada che conduce all’abbeveraggio. D’istinto, ecco. Guarda il mio amore per i quadri: non nasce da una cultura pittorica, ma da un istinto. Quando li compro, non sbaglio mai. Dal mio disinteresse per tutto e per tutti mi sveglio esclusivamente per parlar di me stesso.

- Marcello Mastroianni

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Good talk. Think about it.  I’m here all day, all right?

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queen maeve in every scene

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Expectations vs. Reality

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Watch The Boys! We have:

Billy Joel

Drugs

Those memes about wanting to die by a woman crushing your head between her thighs

C4 in the asshole

Incomprehensible accents

The only nuanced adaptation of the ‘what if Superman...but evil’ trope I’ve ever seen

Moral ambiguity

Giving drugs to BABIES

An evil caricature of Amazon that is exactly like real world Amazon

Capitalism!

Killing marine life in comical ways

Breast milk fetishes

“Would you fuck a clone of yourself?”

That scene from hotel Transylvania 2 where Dracula throws his grandson off a roof to see if he’d fly

Amazon but they were founded by NAZIS

Social media being used as an instrument to spread hateful dogma

Companies trying to profit off of women by just saying ‘girl power!’

Companies trying to profit off of LGBTs by just saying ‘gay power!’

Fat Neil commits a hate crime

A body positivity acid trip featuring Patton Oswald, the voice of Remmy in Ratatouille

Scientology!

The first new mutants trailer

Arson

Curb stomping a Nazi

“LASER MY FUCKING TITS”

Sign language 2: Electric Boogaloo

and last but not least

A character who’s name literally translates to ‘Black Black’

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Why am I just now realizing that Volguabom’s mansion from The Boys is Klaus’s cult mansion from The Umbrella Academy season 2

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shippers be like:

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Favorite character: *breathes*

Me:

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What we learned about The Boys season 3 from Eric Kripke’s twitter Q&A:

(SPOILERS, I guess!)

There will be no deeper meaning behind why The Church of the Collective is obsessed with Fresca, it’s just an inside joke between the writers

Teddy, Madeline Stillwell’s son will be making an appearance

Homelander will be pushed into a corner, there will be media backlash over him dating a nazi and he won’t be too happy with the whole blackmail situation, so he will snap at some point this season

Soldier Boy will provide us with more of Vought’s backstory through the decades, in-between all the cussing and fucking he’ll apparently be doing (Eric was really adamant about this)

Homelander and Soldier Boy will have tension between them, it’ll stem from them being just about equal in power (Homelander is slightly stronger), also the fact that Soldier Boy was basically Homelander before Homelander and, as you all know, our boy is an insecure, little bitch

Stormfront is not dead and will apparently heal from her injuries, since Eric specifically said that she will be “mutilated for a long time”, not permanently (fingers crossed for a Darth Vader suit)  

The rough estimate is that the show will have 5 seasons, although it’s not set in stone, it just feels like a good number creatively for now

Starlight will find herself to be very popular among people, a sort of “rising star among the Seven”, but “things are gonna go to shit pretty quickly”

Ryan will continue to be in the story, “he represents all that’s good about Butcher”, so Butcher will continue to keep tabs on him, they will interact and it’ll be “kind of sweet” (don’t touch me, I’m soft)

Butcher’s big struggle this season will be balancing his “crazy amounts of rage” over what happened to Becca, his hatred for Homelander and taking care of Ryan

Love Sausage will be making another appearance

Black Noir is alive and well, we’ll be learning more about him and there will be “an opportunity for him to take off his mask” (unnecessarily cryptic, but okay)

Soldier Boy and Homelander won’t have a sex scene, like they did in the comics, but there will be a “herogasm”, that we’ve apparently earned (don’t ask, I don’t know)

Cindy is still out there and we will see her again, although it’s not guaranteed that she’ll return this season, the exact phrasing was “Cindy will return before this show is over”

Kimiko will have much more of a chance to express her personality and interests (he kind of dodged the question about whether we’ll actually hear her speak)

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Billy Butcher being extra as hell in the Butcher, Baker, Candlestick Maker

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“My wife, Becca, used to hum the Spice Girls. Drove me around the fucking bend, you know. All day long, walking around the house, humming. She was happy. Now fuck know why she was happy with me, but she was happy.”

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Becca's "I like your friends. Especially Hughie, he's good for you".

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When Stormfront is going on about white genocide and even Homelander is like

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Homelander when Stormfront was talking about “white genocide”

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me: I watch sons of anarchy for the plot

the plot:

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My new favorite video on the internet 😂😂