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MORE RANDOM FANFIC QUOTES!

can you tell I’ve been reading a lot of chat-fics recently?

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Tired

why am i friends with you people

Cockatoo

because you looooooove us

Lullabitch

because we latched onto you early on

Disabled Sonic

because i had a cute baby brother and you were so distracted by him you didn’t notice me sneaking up behind you with a friendship-shaped baseball bat

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ChloroformAunt: this is your gentle reminder that murder is illegal

ChloroformAunt: justified

ChloroformAunt: but illegal

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BloodKing: do you know my feral child that hates your class

Eraserhead: …yes

BloodKing: Hes about to commit violent atrocities against the expelled one

Eraserhead: …Oh?

BloodKing: I know I was surprised too

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SonicCousin: I don’t want you here

SonicUncle: And I don’t wanna be in a wheelchair buddy

SonicUncle: Life is tough like that sometimes

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SmallMight: Hear me out

We’reSoaringFLYING: Listening

SmallMight: So Mineta

We’reSoaringFLYING: And you’ve lost me

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Bakubitch: Hey fam! So Bakubabe didn’t exactly give the full story like ya I flirted w/ the receptionist but he left out how he batted his eyes @ the elevator boy n flirted w/ him so hard he forgot to ask 4 our passes up

Bakubitch: And he left out the fact that we had to use my quirk a couple time to illusion us into nonexistence

Dadzawa: But you didn’t get caught

Bakubitch: Uh huh

Dadzawa: And no one stopped you

Bakubitch: yessir

Dadzawa: Your telling me

Dadzawa: That two students flirted their way into the number one hero’s agency

Bakubitch: In endeavors defense both me and Bakubabe are v pretty

Dadzawa: Jesus Christ

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ElectricAvenue: And that’s how my older sister got kicked out of the mall for public indecency

InsomniaCookies: I mean yeah

InsomniaCookies: That’s fair

IcyHotPainRelief: Did the hero sign her boobs??

ElectricAvenue: Yes they did

Dadzawa: Which hero is this

Dadzawa: I feel like I should talk to them about endorsing this type of behavior

ElectricAvenue: Idk she never told me

Dadzawa: And how old was she at the time

ElectricAvenue: this was my eldest sister so…. 19???

Dadzawa: Yeah I should really talk to that hero

ElectricAvenue: She wanted the hero to be her sugar daddy

Dadzawa: How’d that work out for her

ElectricAvenue: I mean

ElectricAvenue: She cant go to the mall near out home so

ElectricAvenue: Poorly

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VladKing: no one calls Monoma a feral child but me

VladKing: Nezu bc he signs my paychecks

VladKing: And recovery girl because he probably deserves it

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Ectoplasm: Where are you @VladKing

VladKing: Um

VladKing: Ummmm

VladKing: A closet

Snipe: What?

VladKing: The children

VladKing: Locked me in a closet

VladKing: Actually not even the children

VladKing: I locked myself in a closet

VladKing: My feral child used your sons quirk

[…]

VladKing: Can one of you come get me out of here

RecoveryGirl: You sir are a pro hero

RecoveryGirl: Get yourself out

[…]

Tails: what happened to Vladking

GayRock: idk

Insomniacookies: I do

Insomniacookies: Aizawa says he hasn’t figured out how to escape the closet and the rest of the staff refuses to help

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Invisabitch <3: For context who is in the gossip circle??

Insomniacookies: At the moment

Insomniacookies: Denki, Monoma, Aoyama, Poni and now Bakugou

Insomniacookies: Ill be real I don’t think poni really knows whats going on but shes cuter than all of them and happy to be included

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Middle Problem: Ill beat anyone up that makes Bakugou sad

Youngest Problem: What if Bakugou made Bakugou sad

Middle Problem: HIS ASS AINT EXEMPT

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SugarDaddy: does eating a large container of ice cream count as coping??

ExhaustPipe: no

SugarDaddy: yikes

SugarDaddy: well guys I have bad news

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We’reSoaringFLYING: I think I want some piercings when im older

SmallMight: I’m scared that stuff will hurt :/

We’reSoaringFLYING: Izu babe ily

We’reSoaringFLYING: You have broken almost every bone in your body

We’reSoaringFLYING: You have the pain tolerance of a god

We’reSoaringFLYING: Wdym your scared itll hurt

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BubbleGumBitch: You say you people like your not apart of the family

BubbleGumBitch: Well I got some news for you buster brown

BubbleGumBitch: Your already on the Christmas card

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PresentMic: Now now

PresentMic: We all cope in different ways

PresentMic: Some go through the stages of grief

PresentMic: Some start a cult

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SmallMight: Today my mom tried to pull the ‘if all your friends jumped off a bridge would you’ line on me and like

SmallMight: Yeah

SmallMight: Probably

SmallMight: If I’ve learned anything at this school it’s that I absolutely would jump off a bridge if my friends did

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Aizawa looked from a love sick Bakugou to a giggly Kirishima then back to Bakugou then towards the entirety of the class as he hesitantly pointed a curious finger towards the explosive blonde. The class gave various shrugs and waves of hands suggesting that he just let them be as it would be better for the class as a whole and his sanity. Aizawa didn’t know how to feel in this current situation, on one hand he has no idea if these two love birds will be paying any attention in class on the other hand it be a pretty peaceful school day without Bakugou exploding anything that remotely breathed the wrong way towards him.

“Alright,” Aizawa began “We’re not gunna question it. We’re going to accept it and move on. Got it? Good. Now, we’ll start today’s lesson.”

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LordExplosionMurder: Why dont we send Endevor a glitter bomb?

IcyThotPainRelief: Never have i felt more connected in our friendship then i have in this moment

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All of these are beautiful.

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K, question - why is it, when I see fanart of various characters as older versions of themselves, more matured & settled, they all got undercuts? Like, off the top of my head, I’ve seen Deku, Bakugou, Adrien, Chloé (also fauxhawk), Shinsou, Shoto, Ash (Pokémon), Kagami, Luka, Lila, Iida, Sero, Luz, Amity, Hunter, Willow, Sora, Riku - look, my point is, there's a lot. An' like, I ain't mad, they all look great, just confused why the undercut seems to be the "I'm comfy in myself" haircut???

Probably because it's one of those hair cuts that people tend to get when they're like. Out of the trauma.

Like sometimes you just wanna cut all your hair off, ya know? But ofc not everyone likes the full shave so they undercut it which gives them the catharsis of cutting it all off while leaving enough to play with.

Also I will point out that Iida canonically has an undercut that's just canon.

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Sleep-deprived question - Which 1-A kid (besides Kirishima) wears crocs? Like, in order, which kids wear crocs ironically? Which ones wear them legit? Which ones use them, as like, emergency sandals, if they need to duck outside for two minutes? Which ones would rather DIE than wear crocs under any circumstance?

I assume we mean CC so I'm adding the extra members of the class:

Would wear crocs as regular shoes: Kiri(canon), Koda, Tsu, Shinso

Would wear crocs as quick 'help mom with groceries' shoes but not go out anywhere: Ochako, Ojiro, Sato, Shoji, Sero, Hagakure, Himiko

Would not usually wear crocs, but finds a specific pair as a joke/fashion statement: Denki(Lightning McQueen crocs), Mina(for the goofy charms), Izuku(All Might themed), Shoto(Trying to piss off his dad), Jiro(Goth Crocs)

Would actually rather die than wear crocs: Katsuki, Aoyama, Iida, Fumikage, Eimi, Momo

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Not sure if you remember that Six-Teen Heroes idea I mentioned, IE Gabriel has the Ladybug, Fu releases seven Miraculous but Mull is... scattered, so six heroes rise to battle the Scarlet Sovereign but I have this exchange in mind after their first time out:

(Slightly cracky, also not using hero names to avoid confusion)

Scarlet Sovereign: Know this, you self proclaimed 'heroes'! If you do not give unto me the Miraculous as I demand, then all of Paris shall suffer for your arrogance!

Chloe: That's your game plan, hold Paris hostage and if we give you, the magical terrorist, even more magical weaponry you'll what, go away?! Are you an idiot or just think everyone else is!?

Kagami: Indeed, your actions are on your own head, villain, and when you are found you will be struck down for them!

Scarlet Sovereign: Villain? Haha, foolish child, I am the Scarlet Sovereign! M-

Nino: Oh sovereign! Yeah, that name really sells the idea you aren't a megalomaniac!

Scarlet Sovereign: I am the master of the most powerful Miraculous, you and that fool Guardian will yield to me more be destroyed!

Luka: You've already tried that, you can't negotiate up from threatening to destroy everything, (Strums lyre) A man as out of tune with harmony as you cannot be trusted.

Scarlet Sovereign: You will find I always keep my word.

Lila: Well, if you want to build trust, how about your real name, address, bank account details maybe?

Scarlet Sovereign: You cursed children will-

Juleka: SHUT UP AND DIE ALREADY! (Explosion punches his projection machine)

Chloe: Repetitive conversation anyway.

Lila asking for the bank account details is GREAT

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reading a fic where Aoyama was referred to as the "blonde care-bear-stare rippoff"

I know what I'm changing his chat name to.

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Honestly, tho, at some point it’s just - Class 1-A: "Hey, cool! We got exclusive tickets to this island resort/facility-" / Aizawa: "Yamada, pack your shit, we need to go with them." / Present Mic: "What, why?" / Aizawa: *gestures to EVERY OTHER TIME they've gotten exclusive island based invites* / Nezu: "You can take Vlad & 1-B, Present Mic doesn’t have that much vacation time."

This class gets into so much shit he just KNOWS they're about to deal with some nonsense.

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Random CC thought - Deku: *sad he doesn’t get to go to I-Island w/ Sho, Kats, & Kiri* / Yagi: "Oh, I can fix this!" / Aizawa: "k, this is getting out of hand, WHY are you favouring Deku so much?" / Yagi: "I'm not???" / Aizawa: "You got him an exclusive ticket-" / Yagi: *panic* "I'M GETTING THEM FOR THE WHOLE CLASS!! THEY'VE BEEN THROUGH A LOT! THEY DESERVE SOMETHING NICE DON'T YOU THINK!?" / Aizawa: ". . . fuck, I have to chaperone."

Ha!

Aizawa drops it because he had planned to get a fucking nap for once and he can't do that as a chaperone.

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aware au: they publish their autobiographies at different times but like they're all after Felix's version of I'm Glad My Mom Died. Chloé might go last because she def publishes hers after one of her parents got some sort of accomplishment or something and it's like a "fuck you" tell all about both her parents/her family life after they've both remarried or her dad released a new film or her mom got some big fashion thing going on. she's going for maximum pettiness and what worse pettiness is there than to upstage someone/make them look bad during their own big event?

ohohoho

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You know, for AwareAU, I kinda see Adult Chloé, Adrien & Kagami writing a book about their experiences. Maybe not, like, under their own names? They use pseudonyms, publish anonymously. Or maybe one of those things where they publish it after you die? But I can kind of see the 3 of them going "what's the biggest fuck you to our parents, besides being our own damn people? Ah, of course! Exposure!"

Honestly the 'biggest fuck you' would go against the pseudonym thing. Like it can't be a fuck you if you they don't know about it

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Heading to bed, but yeah just to clarify I view the André, Chloe, Audrey thing as a lot like Chloe's suite thing.

André didn't put Chloe in an over exposed, barely private suite she can't impart any personality on to be cruel. He didn't put her in a suite bereft of any of the material tools or means to develop self sufficiency and life skills because he was aiming to keep her dependent on him.

But it sure as fuck worked out that way!

It also fed into what he wanted from the relationship, to feel needed and important and a provider, so he never had reason to correct it.

Similarly, he didn't look at Chloe & think "You will be my replacement Audrey". So much as view her as a sort of symbolic, "Proof Audrey loves me" which only got inflamed when she began mimicking Audrey in manner and behavior.

Which left the sense Chloe's approval was Audrey's approval, but also cos she wasn't actually Audrey always meant she was a silver medal. Hence him shrugging off how Audrey treats her and focusing on Audrey when she's around, at first.

Thus it becomes recreating his dynamic with Audrey, but with someone who relies on him and needs him. So he gets the familiarity of the relationship with Audrey to fill her absence but also praise and fawning which gave his ego & identity affirmation and soothing.

I didn't intend to convey actual physical actions had strictly occurred.

The term I used, emotional incest, is:

Described as occurring when a parent is unable or unwilling to maintain a relationship with another adult and forces the emotional role of a spouse onto their child instead. The child's needs are ignored and instead the relationship exists solely to meet the needs of the parent and the adult may not be aware of the problems created by their actions. It has been described as "unboundaried bonding" in which the parent or parents use the child as a mirror to support their needs, rather than mirroring the child in support of the child's emotional development

So less something planned and plotted and more a deeply unhealthy evolution born of an already messed up relationship and person.

I imagine in universe it'd be one of those things that some people might notice but also not notice, in a sort of "Am I just imagining that this feels a bit... Off? Am I reading too much into how she's talking & behaving?" But if they stuck around and watched long enough would be like, "OK, no I wasn't imagining it, this dynamic is all twisted up and terrible."

Like it might not be physical, but its still really unhealthy, like parentification or enforced dependency and like the above it just feels like it can fit a little too neatly in as a read on the relationship.

Either way it's fucked!

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Sorry, one more musing on the Aware of Abuse AU regarding Chloe's behavioral adjustments and how she handles them or doesn't:

Type 1: Adjusting Sabrina: Would you like some cookies I made? Chloe: Ew, no, I don't want to risk something you made. Sabrina (Cringes in hurt or outright cries) Chloe: Wait! Ignore that! Belay those words! That was my parents talking, I'd love to try them! Sabrina: (OO) Oh, OK!

Type 2: Not adjusting Marinette: You were out of line as usual. Chloe: How was I out of line? It was a legitimate question! Marinette: Because you made Mylene cry, you jerk! Chloe: She's the one who chose to star in a horror film even though she hates being scared! I was not wrong for asking why!

Basically, if she evokes hurt & is not jumped on, she can course correct, or be guided to do so. On the other hand if someone gets defensive or sharp with her, then she instantly falls into fight mode.

I think it was a post of your I recall seeing that made me think of it. Namely, the one about how on Bustier's birthday Chloe was minding her own business until everyone got on her case. & then she decided to lash out.

Similar case here, she meets perceived hostility with hostility, but is much more open to the idea she's hurting someone as her parents hurt her and more willing to address that.

Oh yeah basically!

It's a lot easier for her to recognize that she hurt someone when they act, well. Hurt. Sad or crying. Obviously she made them feel bad, right? Obviously that was wrong, right?

But when someone reacts with anger, it doesn't quite feel like they're genuinely upset to her. It feels more like a 'how dare you not act like how I want!?' like with her mother.

And yeah that goes double in situations like Horrificator where she didn't intend to do something wrong. She wasn't /trying/ to make Mylene cry, just frustratedly snapping at the situation like everyone else was. There wasn't malice. So while she'll feel sorry for acting that way to Mylene, she'd defend herself from Marinette yelling at her about it.

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To step in on the André raising Chloe to be Audrey thing(as I think my answer kind of prompted it)

I don't mean in a child bride way.

People have a tendency to seek out and recreate their abusive situations if their trauma is not properly addressed. This is why you get people bouncing from abusive relationship to abusive relationship, or constantly going back to the abusive relationship 'one more time'. Actually *lacking* the abusive dynamic is scary and strange to them.

Audrey left, and Andre was missing the abuse dynamic he was used to. (You see him swinging between being authority and kowtowing to others outside his family too) so he (subconciously) created the situation by helping to mold his young daughter into a mirror of Audrey.

This is still incredibly fucked up, because you know who has zero defenses against manipulation by their sole caregiver? You guessed it: a child! Chloé never stood a chance.

We can infer this happened because Audrey clearly took zero interest in shaping Chloé herself. All of Chloé's mimicry was on her end and unrewarded by Audrey. Andre had every opportunity to stop it early, while Chloé was small. Do we honestly think 5y/o Chloé masterminded the 'never do school work ever' plan? Or did daddy praise her 'delegation' the one-off time she bribed Sabrina, leading to a pattern? (The man clearly bribes and takes bribed, it's been stated as much in canon)

I just wanted to clear up that we were aiming at the right *kind* of fucked up is all.

Oh yeah absolutely.

Like that's what I meant by the 'boymom' thing in that it's all about the emotional connection he's trying to recreate, not a physical incest thing.

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it's moments like this that make me surprise how there's barely any André salt/bashing fics

I think part of that is the fact that, up until Season 4-5, Andre was in the category of 'well-meaning, but still fucking up'.

And then anyone who has stuck around through Season 4-5 is either chilling on vibes and acting like it's fine(understandable) or has decided to sandbox the shit out of the show anyway(also understandable).

The height of salt is season 3 era where it /was/ legitimate bad faith interpretations and making shit up to bash characters, and those people left.

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Regardless whether we're reading too much into it or not, the fact it can come off that way is REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE. Like, the fact you can say "this could be a valid interpretation" is just- UGH. Like, you know we keep saying "the only way Lila is like this is if she’s actually an adult" can be a valid read? IT FEELS VERY SIMILAR IN "OH, I HATE I CAN SEE THAT".

I was just writing a followup on it and my thoughts were:

With Andre putting his emotional investment in Chloé and having her essentially replace Audrey who is not often around

And then he realizes he actually hates Audrey and is 'stuck' with her and all of his unhappiness is her fault

I can easily see the jump he's making of how he put Audrey's duty on Chloé and sees her actions as just as much a failure of not his own fault.

And now he has Zoé, who has similarities to Audrey and Chloé ofc, but is nicer and more fawning and would praise him instead of demand things.

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So, for context on that recent ask regarding Andre, here is how we got there: https://www.tumblr.com/tumblingxelian/749018893317783552/one-interesting-thing-regarding-chloes-shift-from & https://www.tumblr.com/generalluxun/749018433350500352/one-interesting-thing-regarding-chloes-shift-from

One can do a more extensive breakdown but this covers the gist of:

Chloe is living her life doing an Audrey impersonation.

Andre is/was low key obsessed with Audrey & encourages Chloe's mimicry in this regard.

Chloe sometimes fawns on Andre or praises him in a way Audrey never would and "Needs" him in a way Audrey doesn't and this again results in fawning from his Audrey proxy daughter.

Which just gives a really creepy undercurrent to their already messed up relationship given its like, sort of one sided pseudo emotional incest.

A friend reacted this way as well:

Off-hand, I feel like granting that it may not be intentional grooming, just Chloe emulating Audrey in a bid for her love, and Andre treating the situation as "like mother, like daughter" where Chloe is useful or… Okay, no, even from that angle, Andre is playing sugar daddy basically. Not the exact same vibes, but closer to aligned than comfortable.

But yeah, uncomfortable t say the least, but I can't like, stop seeing it now that I've acknowledged how off-putting it all is.

On one hand we might be reading a little too much into it as like. Yeah he's just considering this an acceptable way to act and enables this whole thing without purposely trying to make her act like Audrey but slightly better.

On the other hand. I'm kinda reminded of the whole 'Boymom™' thing. Where women aren't getting proper emotional connection with their husbands so they put the investment into their son instead.

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Had a realization regarding the Aware AU. The question of if Sabrina & Adrien are friends was asked and I think the answer is an emphatic yes.

Cos timeline wise, Emilie disappeared when the previous school year was still on. This was followed by the grief and then the revelation "Our parents don't care about us" crisis's, leading out the school year & a two month break.

Sabrina may not have met Adrien during the school period, but during the break. When Adrien's actively agitating to get out, when Chloe is aggressively trying to both reinvent herself and generally distance herself from her parents. That's when she'd meet him and given how easily Adrien makes friends its easy on his end.

For Sabrina it'd also be a neat experience cos if we go by season 1 she was both very game for anything and also really liked the idea of her & Chloe being thick as thieves. Chloe tended to stamp the breaks on that and remind her who was leading, IE the "We're awesome- sorry you're awesome" thing.

Here though?

That's less of a thing.

Not to say its not present, if anything overcoming her dynamic with Sabrina would likely be one of the hardest things to do. But she also pointedly cares about their relationship and Sabrina idolizes her so there's no shortage of second chances.

Plus she'd be actively trying to cut out some of her more overtly unfair behaviors by virtue of them being mimicry as opposed to her trauma bleeding through. So while she might need practice, some things do get intentionally ignored or rejected to make a point. "No Sabrina's not my assistant she's my friend and probably way smarter than you, Felix."

Adrien's presence would also help in this regard. He'd not see the dynamic itself as inherently terrible. Its Andrey & Audrey, Emilie & Gabriel, even himself & Chloe to an extent. A more gentle accommodating (Weaker) personality being led by a more aggressive, bold (Strong) personality.

His main contributions would be just highlighting when she's acting too much like her parents, especially Audrey & otherwise serving as a buffer for when she's too prickly to be anything but hostile. With the former call out leading Chloe to usually reverse course change thrusters and circle back and the latter giving plenty of bonding time.

Plus, Sabrina's respect for authority is pretty much only respect for Chloe's authority. So she'd be very happy to help in any scheming and generally be down for whatever they are up to in easy defiance of Gabriel or Andre.

So yeah I think they'd definitely be friends by the time school rolls around.

How cognizant she'd be to their situation or what brought the changes on... I think she'd have picked up enough clues that she knows their parents suck & they realized their parents suck & are now essentially in a constant state of low grade rebellion.

The specifics, extent or ways this manifest in issues would be harder to parse given her general reverence/dedication to people she likes/admires. But I imagine she'd have a pretty decent grasp of Adrien's situation mechanically, and knows/deduces far more of Chloe's than she realizes.

Honestly I love Adrien and Sabrina friendships and I really need to write more of that.

Also while Sabrina isn't in the 'rich' club she can be put in the 'oh I realized my dad sucks' club.

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Random Fanfic Qutoes!

I forget which fics these are from, but they make me laugh!

He didn’t need to look up to know Tsunagu was smiling at him. Which was good, because Katsuki’s eyes were never going to leave the floor. It was a very interesting floor, and he was going to stare at it until it conceded to his will and swallowed him whole. Any second now.

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barry benson: i’m pan actually

barry benson: i swing all ways

barry benson: violently

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Loaded: Oh I adore Izuku and he has some of the best support item analysis I have ever seen 

Loaded: I also adore Hatsume and would fight god for her 

Loaded: I would rather stab myself with a hot poker than be the only adult in a room with them again 

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Spiderman: My guy 

Spiderman: My homie in whatever eldritch being Izuku summoned this week 

Spiderman: One of my four platonic soul mates 

Spiderman: You are the loudest mother fucker I have ever met and you have bombs for hands

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Katsuki: Regarding yesterday’s shit show

Katsuki: Because shit shows are apparently just an everyday thing now

Katsuki: Like a goddamn las vegas attraction

Katsuki: But you know, my actual life 

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I sawed this boat in half: -Lemony Snicket voice- the word ‘poison’ here can mean many things. ‘Poison’ may literally refer to the presence of an unwashed llama in a stream from which a nearby village likely collects its drinking water. Likewise, it may figuratively refer to the effect of greed and isolation on the priorities of a young ruler, or the machinations of a villainous got an advisor on the health and wellbeing of said young ruler. In this case, however, 'poison’ most literally refers to the poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco’s poison…. that poison.

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Homochromia: I’m not lying on the floor physically but I am lying on the floor spiritually

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ura-ra-ah-ah-ah: ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ :honey_pot: help him get his honey

Ridley: ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ he has been a naughty bear… no honey

ura-ra-ah-ah-ah: :gun: ʕ•̀ᴥ•́ ʔ do you think this is a game

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Dwayne Johnson: mina enters the kitchen

Dwayne Johnson: oven: on

Dwayne Johnson: water: boiling

Dwayne Johnson: pasta pot: in the oven

Dwayne Johnson: she is forcibly removed from the kitchen

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Aux cord: im going to eviscerate you and hang your guts over the school gates

KarateKid: no thank you

I sawed this boat in half: remember kids, if someone tries to maim you, just say no. they legally cannot maim you without your consent

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ura-ra-ah-ah-ah: how are you the younger brother

sanic: My brother left all his braincells in the womb so I absorbed them

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Walking phone charger: YOULL NEVER FIND ME

Walking phone charger: I HAVE THE HEART OF A LION

Walking phone charger: AND A LIFETIME BAN FROM MUSUTAFU ZOO

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Walking phone charger: how this conversation began: lol we keep accidentally predicting shit how wack is that

Walking phone charger: us like an hour later: hey have you ever thought about the implications of the government employing kids to fight adult criminals who might kill them

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all might simp: presiding judge who 100% has dealt with nezu before: im gonna have to ask you to be respectful

all might simp: nezu: i will politely decline

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This thing where you say you’re “fine” when you’re clearly not has gotten out of hand. I’m making a Fine Jar. Every time you say you’re fine and you’re not, you have to pay the jar. No exceptions. (Mental health is applicable.)

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Aizawa: Bakugou - it has come to my attention that you held a laundry seminar with the whole class on the third weekend after move-in when you realized that no one knew what they were doing, so thank you.

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These are all great I love them