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horniest battle moments:

- taking your ally's weapon out of their scabard to use yourself

- using someone else's shoulder as a rifle stand

- nudging someone's chin up with the tip of your weapon

- freezing with your blades against one another's throats, breathing into each other's mouths

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If you have achieved something, please remember to observe a mandatory period of basking in the warm glow of your achievement like a lizard on a stone, lest you teach your brain that effort is futile, actually, because it didn't get to enjoy its happy chemicals, so, naturally, nothing good ever comes of trying. (And no, avoiding punishment is not a reward!)

I recommend, like, 5% of basking time in relation to whatever time you invested into achieving the thing minimum. And if you can't make your own bask, friend-brought is fine (= tell your friends!).

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This is probably different for different people but for me personally ADHD feels like if you can only carry a cup of water across a room if you’re juggling with your other hand

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how to tell mutual hey i think ur really cool we should talk more but like also im bad at talking and am always exhausted

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the biohazard symbol really was a winner. that thing looks scary

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not putting my whole pussy into it today lads. you're getting my left labia at best

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I wish Mythbusters was still around so we could see them fuck up a Cybertruck

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The urge to write is strong but the ability to focus isn't quite there yet

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it’s wild how tech literacy lasted like one generation barely before it fell off

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It's dangerous to go alone...

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I was born with a curse called ‘I want to know everything’

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in american culture it's actually disrespectful to take time off of your job because it's seen as an insult to the economy

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cats can activate keyboard shortcuts you cannot even concieve of