Rachel. 27. She/Her/They. I invent monsters with good intentions, just bad execution. Bicon.
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Humans lowkey don't have enough climbing enrichment at home
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its so fucked up how difficult it is to move to another country you shouldn’t need a reason or anything you should be able to show up at the border and be like “the vibes were off back home” and they should let you in
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my favorite hobby is freaking out about things that don't mean anything
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in many cases, you can go to museum and see art there ☝️ often it feels good to do this
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Yeah so unfortunately, my friend was right. Muttering 'I'm gonna put on the greatest talent show this town has ever seen' darkly to myself is not only vastly funnier than saying I'm gonna kms, but is also somehow more concerning to anyone who might overhear it
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… <- love letting my dots speak for themselves #mydots #myellipses
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if you’re not a little bit selfish, people will eat you alive
#too late im just bones now 😔#c keeps telling me I need to be less giving and people pleasing and I’m like sure yeah sounds great how do I do that#she’s also someone who frequently takes advantage of how giving I am so like she probably wouldn’t actually like it if I did change!!!
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😐 ........ (says nothing but the force of my emotion throws everyone backwards 20 feet)
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A civil conversation with your local lake fish sturgeon
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I just be doing shit there’s no end game to my endeavors truly
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A Cinderella Story (2004) dir. Mark Rosman
#god what a movie#how many times have I watched it in my life time? 7000? probably. anyway.#a cinderella story
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My coworker said he was having a bad day and I said 'it can't be that bad you haven't started howling like a sad dog yet' and he let out the saddest most pathetic little howl I've ever heard and I was like 'damn ok do you need to have a break?'
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