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now what about majora’s femme

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god i’m not even through one episode of paranormal home inspectors and it rules, this lady thought she was being haunted by the wails of the restless dead but she was just listening to raccoons fuck in her attic

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PLEASE READ THIS!!

My sister Soso is STILL very sick! Her fever won’t go down and she won’t stop screaming because of the pain, intense heat and hunger. We’re running out of medicine and the only food we have left is spoiled. Going to the hospital is too dangerous lately so we don’t know what to do. Chickenpox is supposed to be benign, but her body has been weakened by nearly two years of genocide.

Please help her. I know it looks like we’ve already received more than enough, and I’m thankful for every single dollar donated, but no one can imagine the inflation that’s hit us. Everything we receive is spent immediately on rent, food, medicine, a turn on the phone charger, an internet connection. A 25kg sack of flour costs $1,000 and medicines are a rarity. As for clean water, we just haven’t tasted it in 18 months.

Please, if you can’t donate it’s okay, but there’s someone out there who can and who will see our situation if you share. Anything helps!!

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having ocs is so fucked .... i miss them so bad but im the guy who has to create new content. but im sleepy

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i understand why some people arent into them but i personally will never be sick of internalized homophobia subplots i love shame i love it when characters experience shame

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as a true yearner I could be working 60 hours a week and have 100 hobbies and still crave love you just wouldn’t get it

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if you find a part of a human body (not your own) you shouldn’t keep it in your house for the next 50 years. yeahhhhh. that jawbone is not for youuuuuuuu.

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Isn’t it funny how kpop artists are not allowed to say imma beat that pussy up but they are almost always peddling sex appeal in some way so we get one thousand metaphors instead and it’s like

girl group lyrics: look at my cookie my cake my strawberry cream sundae because it’s sweet and it’s pink and it’s fresh and it’s hot and if you want it you can taste it but not everyone can taste it but you can touch it and feel it and it feel so good. My sundae my sundae everybody now 1 2 3 shake it shake it

boy group lyrics: come ride on me and around me and on top of me and jump on top of me and we are jumping around and around and we are close to each other because we are driving in the car. And you can drive my car and we can drive the car together and we can drive so hard and so fast. Vroom vroom skrrt skrrt let’s ride let’s go let’s jump up and down I love my car it’s fun.

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The problem with playing smash or pass is that there's a lot of characters which I'm not sexually attracted to but I would fuck in a heartbeat out of sheer curiosity and ego, like I don't find Mickey Mouse attractive at all but if he approached me at a bar and went "Hey sexy, want me to show you my mouseketool?" I would say yes because then I get to tell my friends I fucked Mickey Mouse

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Paul Klee : Tower in Orange and Green 1922

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My betrothed and I just got home. They ran upstairs to change and I started getting leftovers ready for lunch. I opened the silverware drawer and saw it was empty so I grabbed two forks and washed them.

When they came back downstairs I was out of the kitchen with my food so they could heat up theirs. They reached for the drawer for a fork and without looking up I said, “There’s nothing for you there.”

They looked up at me bewildered and I nodded to the drying rack. They slowly continued to open the drawer and saw the lack of forks.

“I told you, the forks are dirty. I washed you one, it’s over there.”

“I didn’t know what your prophetic shit meant! How could I have known you meant the forks were all dirty!”

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hey im free later if you wanna like get married or merge souls or something

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Men will date a convicted embezzler and say "all women are gold diggers"

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"when people ask how you're doing, they don't really care." most of them do, actually, the amount they care is just directly proportional to how well they know you. you're just mad you can't be the main character of the Twice Daily.