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Let’s all take a moment and thank biology that our internal organs don’t itch.
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Magic Universe | prints here | instagram @tymurf
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My Brain: Eat
Me: Okay, what should we make?
My Brain: No make!!! Only eat.
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Tony Hawk lands a 900 at age 48!
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what is the coolest rock you have?
probably one of these but i dont know what kind they are
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*stays home* i should’ve gone out *goes out* i should’ve stayed home
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Let’s play a guessing game. Picture a woman in pop culture. - Largely well known and respected in her field of work by professionals and fans alike. - Has a very recognizable voice. - Married. He also works in the same field. His reputation is enough to rival her own, maybe even more successful than she is. - Once suspected her husband of committing adultery. Sometimes seen as unsupportive, even by fans. His bum ass definitely doesn’t deserve her. - Three children. The oldest is a daughter named after a color (protect her). - T H I C C
Who am I talking about?
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1st Grade Teacher: The Natives taught us to grow crops and we all had thanksgiving!
6th Grade: we might have kicked the Natives off their land, and for that we are so sorry.
Me: but did you mur-
Teacher: you’ll learn that in high school
12th grade: We killed that one Native and we are so sorry, but the BUFFALOS, WE WERE DICKS FOR THAT!!
College: It was genocide.
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hot take: moms need to learn how to listen to and comfort their daughters without making everything about their own traumas
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My Brain: Eat
Me: Okay, what should we make?
My Brain: No make!!! Only eat.
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