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Ienzo: You see this coffee, Braig?

Braig: Thank you for making this for m-

Ienzo: This is my coffee. You are having water. Only people who don’t break mugger’s fingers get coffee.

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Even, high on pain killers: I hate to tell you this, but you are adopted

Ienzo: ...

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Isa: Hey, Mr McDuck. Those candies you gave us sucked.

Scrooge: But you ate them all.

Lea: We had to make sure they all sucked.

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Dilan: We’ve got to find a way to cut down our expenses. What can we live without?

Even: Braig, probably.

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Lea: Met a dumbass today, it was awful.

Isa: You looked in a mirror?

Lea: Someday you will have to answer for your actions and God may not be so merciful.

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Lea: I don’t know, this isn’t my cup of tea.

Isa: Then whose is it?

Lea, holding a cup of tea: I don’t know!

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Braig: There are 21 letters in the alphabet right?

Even: …There are 26 letters in the alphabet. How do you not know this-

Braig: Oh right! I forgot U R A Q T.

Even:

Even: You should know the alphabet by now.

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Lea: I owe you again.

Isa: Keeping a list.

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Ienzo, after having a mental breakdown literally 10 seconds ago: ....wanna hear facts about whales?

Even: I don't have a parenting book for this

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Lea: Why does Dilan always do the laundry so loudly?

Braig: So everyone knows that no one helps him out in the house.

*Dilan, in the distance slams the washing machine shut*

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Ienzo: Can I have a popsicle?

Braig eating a popsicle: No, it's 8am

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Even: Knowing what to do in an emergency is very important, so I'll teach you some basic first aid procedures. For example, what would you do if I got stabbed?

Ienzo: Avenge you.

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Lea: How do I look?

Isa: With your eyes

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Lea: Welcome to my very first vlog, in which I try different hair products!

*Lea sprays hairspray in his mouth*

Lea: Well, right off the bat I can tell you this one is not very good.

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Ansem: When Ienzo was born, the gods said, "He's too perfect for this world."

Even: Please. When he was born, the devil said, "Oh, competition."

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Braig: You know, studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun.

Braig: That’s why I own TEN guns.

Braig: Just in case some maniac tries to sneak in with a ladder.

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Even: Let’s write Braig a friendly note, shall we? Dear… Incompetent… Dumbass…