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NO PLS DONT MAKE ME RESPOND TO MY TEXTS !! YOU CANT MAKE ME !!!!😞😞😞🥀🥀🥀🥀☹️☹️☹️😢😢😢
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i’m sick of people saying they’re weird and not being weird
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i'm bad with money and i have anger issues would you like to be eternal lovers
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Wish I remembered my mums credit card number so I could use it for a new music app im looking at cause fuck Spotify
#if she wants to help me in any way this is the least she can do<3#not spoken to her in two years and she’s still paying for my Spotify which is low-key funny asf
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id suck the blood out of her hemorrhoids
What ever happened to hello and how are you
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hugh laurie looking kind of senile
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Why’s that fucking wolf in my top posts
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There’s smoke from the northern Spain wildfires all the way down in the south cause of the wind, hello??
#I THOUGHT ITVWAS CLOUDS#WDYM ITS SMOKE#I CAN SMELL IT TOO#for context I’m in the Murcia region in the costa del sol area#fym the smoke has come all the way down here
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i swear all my mutuals can draw i feel like this

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they should invent joints that don’t hurt
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me calling finn haemo because haemo is her name
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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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