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you really want me to open that can of worms well fine I know it's controversial but it's clear to me that
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im sorry but when you grow up and interact with people irl youre gonna have friends where you dont fw their tastes. sometimes youre gonna meet someone chill whos also a hazbin hotel fan or have a really nice coworker that likes taylor swift and youre gonna need to mind your business and shut the fuck up or youre gonna be real lonely
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“Raw milk is better for you as long as you boil it” so true bestie now imagine if we could like. Super boil it. To really get all the bacteria out. And if we could do that quickly and efficiently. Imagine that.
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And ethically, these interviews are hugely problematic. I mean, you literally know the questions in advance.
SUPERMAN — 2025, dir. James Gunn
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why is the batman 2022 good???
#i was very anti the batman 2022#be i thought it looked edgy and lame but my brother made us watch it and i was blown away what they hell…..#only seen the first half so far but wow it’s really good….#dc
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Quick what are you doing RIGHT now (besides scrolling Tumblr)
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media my mam has trouble following even though she likes it a lot and has seen a hundred times:
star wars
lord of the rings
media my mam understood on an instinctual level after five minutes:
metal gear
persona 3
#my brother put kn the persona 3 films she was like oh yeah i get it the gun brings out their persona its like an aspect of their personalit#mgs she gets straight away#she can’t keep the star wars timeline straight at all
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Benson Boone sounds like the name of a guy in a folk song who gets gunned down for adultery and thrown in a river
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This is your captain speaking and yeah we’re not landing. I just feel like we’ve got a really good thing up here and I don’t want to ruin it. This is my home and you are my people
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kabru is so fucking funny. he’s out here playing 15 dimensional manipulation mind chess with a guy whose hobby is barking like a dog
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abelard after getting run out of the monastery for saying he doesn’t think it’s really important if it was founded by dionysius the areopagite or not: this is literally worse than when a vigilante mob cut my dick off
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When your dad is a famous philosopher who was castrated by your great-uncle, and your mother was forced to join a convent before she gave birth to you, but the most interesting thing about you is still your goofy-ass robot name.
#astrolabe…..#just started reading their letters abelard seems like the worst sort of nerd with a persecution complex heloise is wonderful
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i was trying to romance aloth but his approval was stuck at 0 bc he’s a humourless bitch abt everything we do but thru a combination of mod + loophole i found a dialogue option i could spam to raise his approval… unfortunately this was in the middle of a quest where we were disguised as waiters wearing nothing but our underwear in the bathhouse so i guess we took a break in the middle of this party of naked drunk pirates to talk abt our relationship standing knee deep in the public baths in nothing but towels
#it’s sooo funny like he’s so funny to me in normal convo he’s always leaning over to make bitchy remarks and have a giggle but the#minute i’m funny with anyone else he disapproves. he’s like ummm being funny is OUR thing.#and i love how everyone has positive approval towards him and he’s like -2 with the rest of the party#love my emotionally constipated confused 60 year old boy#pillars of eternity
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