My beautiful horse Tactics Ogre is going to win the Preakness.
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~ Etiquette for Gentlemen; or, Short Rules and Reflections for Conduct in Society, by A Gentleman, 1847
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Please listen to No Drum & Bass in the Jazz Room by Clever Girl
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Help I put two pounds of pork shoulder into a crock pot not realizing that in eight hours I would have two pounds of pulled pork. When the amount of pulled pork I actually wanted was like. Two tacos' worth
#we're about to find out how well this freezes I guess!#I was more humble when I was constrained by only having the 2.5-qt crock pot. more realistic#I made only sane amounts of food#(this is a lie I also made a whole goddamn sheet cake a few weeks ago for some reason. froze a lot of that too)
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Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past - Link’s House
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Y'all ever think about the way video game bosses are designed to lose? How the bombastic soundtracks, the impressive displays of villainy, the teeth-rattling power of their attacks, are at once engineered not just to sell you on how unfathomably strong and vile they are, but also to make the player's inevitable victory all the sweeter?
Viewed this way, a boss battle is more like a choreographed dance - they call, you respond and counter-call. The trick is to learn the steps - once you know where to move, when to strike, when to defend and how to best allocate your resources, victory is not just achievable but actually almost impossible to avoid. You cannot help but recite the winning plays, over and again, because that is what the dance demands of you both - and is there not a savage sort of beauty in such a thing?
Is it any wonder then that we look back on these bosses so fondly, almost as if they were old friends? We danced together once, and oh what fun we had while doing it!
#Mantis Lords / Sisters of Battle what's UP#I also really enjoy this about Grimm and - weirdly - Oro & Mato#Traitor Lord even becomes fun if you control the distance well with dashing!#Sisters of Battle was the best though for getting into a groove of “you know what to do. Don't think. Execute. Have fun”
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Sisters of Battle an instant top-3 favorite boss fight, shame it's gated behind so many things that are WAY harder. At least I now have it unlocked in one (1) file if I wanna go fight All Three Of Them sometime
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Fflewddur Fflam guy of all time btw. Type of dude who will neither 1. stop bullshitting nor 2. stop carrying around the magical object that fact-checks him in real time. Every time I revisit these books I'm like "hell yeah that's my boy"
#50% bold pronouncements and 50% hasty retractions#comedy relief sidekick enjoyers may I suggest you investigate the works of Lloyd Alexander generally but Prydain in specific
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Who dares me to try and make a cashew juice sorbet this summer
#I HAVE to make various plant based liquids and freeze them and take notes. this is enrichment for me#I think the plan would be to get cashew juice from the international grocery store and then cook some more sugar into it?#but how much sugar is required to get the right texture without compromising flavor.#I am still learning my craft...
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so I ended up beating the Trial of the Fool on Thursday and the Radiance this morning. Hollow Knight 112% clear or something
#tbh I don't take any satisfaction in this because it was just a question of time investment#I think most people would be able to do it if they spent as much time as I have#and many people would be able to do it in less!#and it is no virtue or special quality of mine that gives me a bunch of spare time to set on fire. so#...staring grimly at the pantheon of hallownest
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Just kidding. I'm at least as Unwell as I am Bad at Video Games. I am probably going to keep running into this wall for another week or two before I finally ragequit
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Yeah I tried it five times this morning and it just fucking sucks to do and I never made it more than halfway in. I'm done
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Hollow Knight 111% complete. 111 is a cool number. I don't need to do the Trial of the Fool. I don't need to do the Trial of the Fool. I will NOT try to git gud at the Trial of the Fool
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