ilse (dutch). just the average girl liking too many stuff. but the main ones are harry potter, muse, perks of being a wallflower, percy jackson, BOOKS oh. well, and more.
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4-8yr Olds Describing Love.
Rebecca, age 8: When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love.
Terri, age 4: Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.
Danny, age 7: Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.
Nikka, age 6: If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.
Elaine, age 5: Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken.
Chris, age 7: Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford.
Mary Ann, age 4: Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.
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YES THIS IS JUST BEAUTIFUL
A PERCY JACKSON AU IN WHICH EVERYTHING IS THE SAME EXCEPT PERCY IS A PUNK I HAD TO DRAW THAT THANK YOU
Am I even allowed to do such things tho
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liking someone who is already in a relationship

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#how to make a movie your favorite movie ever without actually seeing said movie a gif set by me
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oh wow, it looks like the number of tartarus jokes have fallen
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An endless list of books you should read - The Perks of being a wallflower, by Stephen Chbosky
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THIS IS WHY I’M NEVER TRYING TO TORRENT MUSIC EVER AGAIN OH MY GOD

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We can make a puppet show.

We can make a musical.

We can make a second musical.

We can cross two Harry Potter related things and make it hysterical.

We can take a famous line from the movie and change it.

We can take pictures from the movie and make it look like a picture from another movie.

We can take things way too literally.

We can take quote from a movie and prove it wrong.

We can take a whole movie quote and make it about Harry Potter.

We can take a commercial and make it about Harry Potter.

We can take a TV show and make it about Harry Potter.

We can take Disney and make it about Harry Potter.

We will forever take anything else that the actors are in and turn it into something Harry Potter.

We can make fun of something til there’s no tomorrow and still love everything about it.

We can turn Harry Potter into a religion.

We can turn mock the Dark Lord by making him sing pop songs.

Harry Potter will live on forever. The fandom will live on forever. Potterheads for life.

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Heroes of Olympus Pickup Lines
Hazel Levesque: Rocks and minerals aren't the only hard things gravitating towards me.
Frank Zhang: My stick is burning for you, baby.
Leo Valdez: Wanna see what else comes out of the tool belt?
Percy Jackson: I can make you wet without using my dad's powers.
Annabeth Chase: What is the most logical way of getting those pants off?
Piper Mclean: My mouth can do more than charmspeak.
Jason Grace: My dad's not the only one famous for his lightning bolt.
Bonus
Nico di Angelo: I can summon bones, but only you can summon mine.
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About 50% of people on the internet are stalkers.
So if it isn’t you…
It’s probably me.
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