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sighs okay chat when do we get to see humvee taking it up the aft

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Commissions are open once again!!

I'm running a special pre-valentines day sale for 30% off all comms using code "VALENTINES" that ends on January 25th at 12 AM MST!

Only six slots available so get them while you can love birds! Or platonic birds!

*This sale does not guarantee commissions will be finished by/on Feb 14th! Comms are completed in the order they are received

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hi chat sorry for abandoning the freaky account I haven't had any good ideas for a very long time 💔 plus lately all I've thought about is Noxious, Entrap or Turboshot so I have just kinda kept it to myself 💪

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https://www.tumblr.com/archie-sunshine/772255379012878336/eeee-the-king-hath-returned-could-we-see-some-tfa

Blitzwing offering, Mayhaps?

CRYINGGGG I’m on call with my boyfriend and he literally just showed me this, mf distracted me from my commissions and now all im thinking about is that gorgeous fucking freak

Head in hands I love having people who know me well enough to know just what fucking kills me HAHHAHA

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EEEE the king hath returned. Could we see some TFA blitzwing he needs some lovin. Dealers choice on what personality. If not das ok and I love you to bits *hugs*

you are so right, here he is in a cow bikini

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errrm freaky longarm/bee fic up on ao3,,,,

https://archiveofourown.org/works/62058469/chapters/158715001

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Imagine if Longarm, after seeing Bee for the first time since he disappeared on Earth, decides to baby trap him.

Like, he doesn't want to be away from his little Sweetbee anymore, so he gets Bee to spark him up so Ultra Magnus would let him stay on Earth

BABYTRAPS HIM BDHSHAHHAHA

Obviously the Autobots need new soldiers, and if a mech sparks another up then it's his duty to stay and take care of his partner! So, if Longarm gets sparked up by Bee, it would make sense for him and Bee to stay together!

He needs to be able to be around him all the time! Always able to ride his spike and let Bee kiss and hold his swollen belly whenever he wants 🙏

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thinking about my many tfa freaks again. sighs

Longarm and Bee getting it on during their academy days, then Shockwave later convincing Bee to get nasty with him again. Pinning him down, straddling him and riding that spike. Bee thinks he can barely feel it but Shockwave is in heaven, moaning about how it feels just the same as it used to, and how he missed this so bad

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Mmmmmmm pregnant tfa shockwave….the father is somehow shockwave mmmmmmmmmm……

Honestly, yknow what, hell yeah, im here for it

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How would Turbo react if told he was the prettiest thing i'd seen all day?

His whole frame would get warm and his engines would purr a bit and he'd ask if you really meant it BSJSJJS he lovesss the compliments but doesn't wanna admit to it and seem like he's searching them out or looking for attention

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Imagine Bumblebee single-handedly (and unintentionally) convincing Shockwave to be an Autobot permanently by the power of his disproportionately large ovipositor spike

I want Shockwave to be round with bitties, kissing his tiny husband in his arms

He deserves to be fattened up from pregnancy and overindulgence

Yessss get Shockwave fat from his pregnancy and full of the best high grade for this beautiful carrier. He gets his own space with Bee so he can ride that spike anytime he needs it and cuddle his little yellow husband in his arms afterwards. The rest of the crew isn't sure how to feel about this new couple but if Bumblebee getting Shockwave pregnant means they'll have such a powerful scientist on their side, they won't complain

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Hehehe tell us what our fav speedy boi is into. I need the turboshot kink lorreeee.

He's into SOOO much. Praise, size difference, petplay and body worship are his biggest kinks! He likes mechs bigger than him or who have any form of authority over him, he likes to feel small and insignificant compared to them (even better if they make him feel like he's the most important thing to them)

He's into pretty much anything. Rough interfacing, degrading, humiliation, edging, overstimulation, etc. He's got a wicked bad voice kink as well, and has a thing for older mechs. He likes to show off and feel pretty, often getting dressed up for his partner to feel good about himself. Turboshot will do almost anything for his partner, as he gets the most enjoyment from making them feel good

There's sooooo much more I could list off but we'd be here forever so 💔

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Poor repressed freak,,,

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sighs anyone want the freaky turboshot thoughts I've got

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I think TFA MegOp should get a happy ending where they resolve the war and move in together and Megatron makes Optimus wonderful homecooked meals to fatten him up a bit. Or a lot.

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If you're still open to Horny Thoughts, I want to imagine TFA Shockwave being teased by Bumblebee and Blitzwing

Just imagine him having our lovely Size Queen, Bumblebee, riding him while Blitzwing uses that sexy tongue on Shockwave's valve

I am ALWAYS open for freaky thoughts, and I will answer this for the Bumblebee / Shockwave but I don't like pairing Blitzwing with others!!

BUT BEE NEEDS TO RIDE HIMMMM get that freaky dick in his little valve, feeling along the bulge in his stomach plating as he praises Shockwave for how big he is,,, head in hands

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Idea I recently had (tfa)..... so the bots have recently come to earth and Bumblebee has discovered he doesn't like getting wet that much. While drying off with a (very) big fluffy towel he discovers that rubbing it on his plating builds up static electricity that tingles over his sensor net and feels... really good actually

So later on when he gets time to himself he takes the towel and rubs it back and forth over his spike. and primus does the friction and electricity and texture all come together in a really unique way. it quickly becomes his favorite way to self service

OOOH WAIT I FW THIS TBH THIS IS INTERESTING

I love the idea of the bots finding different manmade materials and getting off on them, finding the sensations to be arousing and erotic since they're new and unusual. I think ESPECIALLY TFA Bee would be someone who enjoys that kinda stuff. I read a fic a while ago of him needing to cover up his broken modesty plating by basically wearing a skirt and it was really arousing for him, I think he'd love the feeling of towels and such

Poor guy probably overloads all over the thing and realizes they do, unfortunately, get kinda gross if you don't wash em. Jump to him trying to wash it in a discreet and not embarrassing way just so he can use it again