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Unus Annus Analysis
Anniversary thoughts and theories!


Definitely think that their descriptions are supposed to answer to each other, not sure which way though.
“Time waits for no one.” “Not Enough Time.”
“Have You Forgotten?” “Too Busy.”
Or other ways around could work! I have a theory that perhaps this is Annus and Unus themselves questioning Mark and Ethan, Mark is “Too Busy” with his work to cast his remembrance to Unus Annus. Ethan didn’t have “Not Enough Time” to do so either. It makes sense.


The difference between Mark’s and Ethan’s videos were very drastic. Mark’s was playing with the clock ticking and somber music, Ethan’s was silent. Mark’s coffin was banging multiple times near the end, Ethan’s only banged once and it was sudden near the end.
I think that these separate distinct the personalities of Annus and Unus themselves. How Annus could be more persistent of “Multiple hits and keep going” and Unus is more fuel of “One and go.”
I personally don’t believe in Unus Annus returning, however I believe that something might happen, maybe when it hits 5 years since then. I presume that each videos from the years are a time base of each one.

Hence first they spoke to the audience about their experiences and what to come next after the Death of Unus Annus.

Then both Mark and Ethan visit Annus and Unus in their coffins for a talk about their lives.

Then both Ethan and Mark are speaking to each other about their experiences and things.


Then Ethan and Mark visit the coffins again to say as if a visit to their loved ones. Unus and Annus.

Finally until then of course, it’s more somber and quiet in Annus and Unus’ POV. We as the audience see their coffins.
Not very sure what the banging really means, Imma interpret it as a metaphor for how much time has really passed and Mark and Ethan are not in the videos like before. It’s Annus and Unus being the only noise that makes it out to the audience to keep remembering them and making themselves known.
Memento Mori.
#i still really want an unus annus tattoo.#i still plan on getting one#i cant fathom how much time has passed.#it feels so much longer and so much shorter at the same time
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okay guys who the fuck was going to tell me that unus annus had a fucking tumblr. not cool. keeping this information from me.
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Sean calling out Mr. “His smile never reaches his eyes” Beast, is my favourite genre!
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TS tweet 6/13/25
"i asked chatgpt" "i asked grok" well i just journeyed to the underworld and consulted with tiresias the prophet and he says you possess merely the veneer of intelligence
#He what?#<- prev#used ai to make a couple thumbnails#<- it was whoever he hired to make them#but he still aproved it and only went back to fix it after people started calling him out on it#there are other examples#this one is just one of the more recent ones#and coming from someone who repeatedly talks about supporting artists 😬 thats a yikes from me dawg
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TS tweet 6/13/25
"i asked chatgpt" "i asked grok" well i just journeyed to the underworld and consulted with tiresias the prophet and he says you possess merely the veneer of intelligence
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Yes there's a typo in the first option but I am not redoing the whole thing
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Okay you guys.
IF YOU PRIMARILY DO NOT SPEAK ENGLISH reply with what you mentally call it, if you have a nickname for it or something
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Misinformation Watch: Matpat
There's been a recent misconception about Matthew Patrick/Matpat that I desperately have to correct.
NO. Matpat is not a politician now.
He is not in Congress.
He did not win any elections.
Matpat (and Stephanie Patrick, for that matter, let's not forget her) are actually working WITH a couple of actual Congressional reps as part of a bipartisan group called the Congressional Creators Caucus, or the Creator Economy Caucus.
They are trying to educate lawmakers about online content creators and their needs, as a couple of long-running creators themselves, as this is an economic space that affects a significant amount of Americans on all sides. They are aiming to influence policy, but are not actually creating policies themselves. Considering the mess that the TikTok "ban" created, this could be such an amazing help.
But NO. Matpat is not in Congress and is not running for an election anytime soon.
Please reblog, pass this around, because I don't want to spend hours correcting every single "Matpat is in Congress now?" posts, especially since I can't tell which ones are just jokes and which ones genuinely believe it.
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Tell me something positive that happened to you or someone you know!!!
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"Two Paid Ads And A Trans Girl's G-Rated Selfie" (tumblr, 2025)
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AND NOW TODAY’S BRACKET
Wars will be fought. . .

#once again#why must we pin bad bitches against each other#sanders sides#(i did vote for prinxiety tho)
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Somebody actually made something close to a full decision tree map for Slay the Princess.
1. Can't wait to see how much messier this gets in a week. This doesn't even include optional or exploratory dialogue! 2. See, this is why we didn't build a timeline for you to jump into.
LINK: https://app.excalidraw.com/l/84AW7yZQM7h/7HuAkd7c5K7
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I'd love to see your interpretation of the Long Quiet in full body! (Assuming you've deen the Princess and the Dragon Chapter)
Also you should doodle your favorite voice and your favorite princess lol
jesus CHRIST this one took even LONGER
I HAVE TOO MANY FAVORITES TO DOODLE ALL OF THEM SO I ONLY DID TLQ IM SORRYY
(though, i'll say this— my favorite princesses are nightmare, moment of clarity, apotheosis and stranger, and as for the voices. its paranoid and contrarian THOUGH ALL OF THEM ARE REALLY GOOD)
The Narrator — The Hero + The Cold — The Hunted + The Opportunist
(I have requests open!)
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guys i just wanna be good at video games and get the cool items why is s rank so hard
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I know I joke about hurricanes, because I am a Floridian and that's what we do. But that's because they're Normal, and so all Floridians know the Hurricane Rules. We know how the song and dance goes. West Coasters don't know the Hurricane Rules. You've never needed to know the Hurricane Rules. You guys know the Earthquake Rules, because that's Normal. But because of climate change, Hillary and her cousins are probably going to be a more common occurrence for the southwest. So here are the Hurricane Rules, straight from the Floridian's keyboard.
1: Assume the forecast is going to be wrong, and reality is going to be worse. Get your water jugs and batteries, get your Hurricane Cake, stack the sandbags, board the windows, and put your electronics on a high shelf. And if the NOAA says "category 5" and "landfall" in the same sentence without a "will not" in there, you pack your bags and get the fuck out.
2: Do not fucking go outside. There's surprisingly little lightning in a hurricane, but that's not the problem. It's the wind. The wind will knock you off your feet, either outright or by flinging heavy debris at you. You will not get back up again.
3: If the wind doesn't get you, the water will. Even after the storm has passed, stay the hell away from moving water, both on foot and in a vehicle. When the the flooding has settled down, then you break out the flat bottoms and jet skis and kayaks. Don't fucking swim in it, okay? Don't. The southwest may not have alligators like we do, but all the same you do NOT want to know what's in there. (It's mostly sewage.)
Also, your soil isn't built for inundation, and you've got hills there. Mudslides are going to happen, so be careful of mountain driving in the week or so after the storm comes through.
#floridian here!#ive lived through many hurricanes and have not ever once heard of a huricane cake#what am i missing out on? that sounds glorious
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