percy/jellyfish | they/he | twenty something| i reblog chaos and whatever catches my attention | guy with a funny little gender | currently in my ?????? era | ajin sideblog is @babygirltanaka <3 | header is The Big Comet (2004) by antonio tonelli | t*rfs dni
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editing cat ears jinshi for my health
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one time when i was 17 i watched an episode of doctor who (tennant years) that made me so inconsolable that i went upstairs to my mom and i sobbed like, "please don't make fun of me, i'm so upset about a fake person from a tv show right now i can't stop crying." she let me sit in her lap and tell her all about the episode and i stopped crying and said i felt so stupid and she started laughing and she said, "i once cried this hard in college over a star trek episode. want to hear about it?" i said yes and then while she told me about the episode she got upset all over again 30 years later and she started crying and then i started laughing about it so hard i started crying again
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Everyone clap for non consensual body modification everybody loves a character whose body has been altered against their will
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an underused source of comedy in post-series fics is the fact that wei wuxian is now Very Technically jin guangshan’s bastard son, and could be in line for jin sect leadership if him or jin ling ever wanted to acknowledge him that way.
theres so very many loopholes he could exploit with this knowledge. its a beautiful day in lanling, people are bothering your beloved nephew who’s doing his best, and you are a horrible necromancer stuck in the body of the old sect leader’s son, so youre going to threaten everyone with the possibility of YOU being in charge if jin ling gets overwhelmed by their petty complaints
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[ID: Watercolor sketch of Luo Binghe. He wears a pale green Qing Jing uniform but has his demon mark. He has his head in his hands, making a kissy face. /end ID]
more in the series of "tiny watercolors between big pieces" this one is about 5x8 cm
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[ID: Screenshot from the Apothecary Diaries episode 14. It shows Lihaku covered in water and with a betrayed expression. The subtitle says [WHIMPERING]. /end ID]
anyway this has got to be my favorite insane screenshot ive taken so far. wet and whimpering dogboy forever
#me: huh been seeing a lot of apothecary diaries around lately. that cool im not super compelled though#me seeing this image: well now okay wait a minute this might be something
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Postcard for the Pride Angels campaign.
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saw a woman comforting her sobbing child saying “i already told you, you have to keep looking forward, looking back just gets you hurt” and i thought she was sharing a beautiful life lesson about the importance of letting go of regret and resentment. but it turns out the kid just wasn’t looking where he was going and ran into a wall
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Vivisecting him but in a romantic way.
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hmmm i desire. a coke
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two hands ?
[ID: A Trigun comic in a cartoony style. Wolfwood, Vash, Meryl, and Milly all hold hands in a line, everyone except Wolfwood smiling excitedly. Meryl exclaims, "Vash has two hands! And so do I!!!" She lifts Vash and Milly's arms up, breaking off Vash's prosthetic arm.
Meryl and Milly stare on horror at Vash, who laughs nervously. Wolfwood's expression doesn't change as he lifts Vash above his head, but then he grins and says, "Mine." He runs away with Vash still over his head, and Meryl chases after them. Milly does a peace sign. End ID]
ID by @princess-of-purple-prose, thank you so much!
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Watching the mummy 1999 for shits and giggles, thought it'd be fun to bitch abt the inaccurate hieroglyphs now that I know smth abt all that. Disappointed and disgusted to find out that they hired an egyptologist consultant and the hieroglyphs are actually well done. Night ruined
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Its humbling to remember that I, too, can be the weirdo who misunderstood op and got too worked up about it. One only achieves Buddhahood when one realizes that anyone can be the weirdo who misunderstood op and got too worked up about it
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please don’t fuck my dad
At the end of the day it’s up to him
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whenever characters have a weird dad and a missing/dead/unmentioned mom the fandom tendency is to assume she's normal to balance it out. but it's always valid to instead assume she matched his freak. that she was freakier. if canon won't give you enough insane women to work with it's always morally correct to fill in the blanks with your own
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you are now a bird ! go into [this] generator and generate one (1) bird, and that is your new existence. i'd love to see what everyone gets, either by replies or tags if you reblog !
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