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⌖ I've fought with nearly EVERY CONSTITUENCY of people ONLINE! You WOULDN'T BELIEVE! EVERYONE hates me! K-pop stans, SWIFTIES, barbz, vegans, vegetarians, carnivore diet followers, transmedicalists, anti-transmedicalists (I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE CALLED), transvestigators, HOME OF SEXUALS WHO HAVE A WEIRD PROBLEM WITH ACES, furry anarcho-communists, anarcho-capitalists, regular capitalists, libertarians, Marxist-Leninist-Maoists, Pan-Africanists, REDPILL PODCASTERS, the entire MANOSPHERE, the eating disorder tv*tter crowd, half of the CHANNEL 666 STAFF, livestreamer DROPDATDOOKIE666,
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⌖ If my husband did THIS I would simply CHEER HIM ON like a SUPPORTIVE WIFE and then ask him about his LIFE INSURANCE POLICY!
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⌖ HELLO to the GOAT DEMON climbing a wall VERTICALLY like it's the MOST NORMAL THING with your non-goat wife shouting at you to GET DOWN FROM THERE!
⌖ GOAT DEMONS
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⌖ GOAT DEMONS
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⌖ THE KIDS ARE ALRIGHT!
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⌖ I heard ONE k-pop song that made me say, in passing, "SURE, THIS IS NICE!" and I was accused of being IN THE ARMY (??) even though I was TOO YOUNG to be DRAFTED in the GREAT WAR! Which I CLARIFIED! This apparently angered the K-POP ARMY (??)
⌖ The K-POP MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX has HAD IT OUT FOR ME EVER SINCE!
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⌖ SIKE!
⌖ LET IT BE KNOWN THAT AL RADIODEMON DOESN'T RUN FROM ANYONE! I've BATTLED the K-POP STANS and LIVED TO TELL THE TALE! I'M UNCANCELLABLE!
have you ever gone up against k-pop stans?
⌖ MY ALTERNATE lets them run a STATION in his RADIO TOWER! Someone should CHECK ON HIM!
⌖ I'm not TOUCHING THAT MESS! I don't know ANYTHING about K-POP! I have no OPINIONS on it! I like the GOOD ONES and I don't like the BAD ONES!
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have you ever gone up against k-pop stans?
⌖ MY ALTERNATE lets them run a STATION in his RADIO TOWER! Someone should CHECK ON HIM!
⌖ I'm not TOUCHING THAT MESS! I don't know ANYTHING about K-POP! I have no OPINIONS on it! I like the GOOD ONES and I don't like the BAD ONES!
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⌖ SALUTATIONS! I'M being CRUCIFIED by the SW*FTIES for NOT CARING FOR THE NEW ALBUM!
⌖ CANCEL THEE RADIODEMON!!
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[ It's been four month since Adam nerfed her.
Her hair is greying again.
Most of her roots are still red. The greys are sparse. But they're there. She hadn't seen grey hair in a while, not since she'd actually started going to the doctor and taking care of her health.
It's upsetting.
She'd been having a good night. She'd made a friendly acquaintance and geeked out over jazz and watched some fun YouTube videos with wine. Looks like that good mood wasn't going to last.
Here's to spending the next hour tweezing her grey hairs out! ]
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oh you're in a horror film/book and your phone died/has no bars? how boring. I think phones in horror SHOULD work. they should ding only to have the protagonist check and find nothing. they should get calls from somebody you don't know but is still somehow in your contacts. google maps should lead you to one place, no matter what address you type in.
phones are such a big part of our daily lives, removing them from horror removes the horror from our experience. what if the horror felt like it could happen to you, right here, right now? what if it felt like it was already happening?
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⌖ If I found out that my man was SPENDING OUR JOINT FINANCES ON ONLYFANGS, and I found out LIVE IN FRONT OF A STUDIO AUDIENCE, with the excuse of "WELL MY GIRLFRIEND IS OLD," I WOULD COMMIT A MULTIPLE HOMICIDE IN FRONT OF THAT STUDIO AUDIENCE!
⌖ GIRL, RUN!
⌖ Men who say they want a "TRADITIONAL WIFE" who takes care of ALL the domestic work, but also expect her to work outside the home and pay half the bills: DIE, QUICKLY!
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⌖ Men who say they want a "TRADITIONAL WIFE" who takes care of ALL the domestic work, but also expect her to work outside the home and pay half the bills: DIE, QUICKLY!
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⌖ I did NOT get murdered, he has a LOVELY record collection, he GAVE ME A RECORD, and we're watching FINANCIAL AUDIT as long as my ATTENTION SPAN will ALLOW IT!
⌖ If I GO HOME WITH THIS STRANGE MAN, am I going to get MURDERED? 🤭🤔
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⌖ If I GO HOME WITH THIS STRANGE MAN, am I going to get MURDERED? 🤭🤔
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