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man I love upcharging cops and giving discounts to garbage men :)
#don't mind me I'm just feeling spicy because I'm getting an ACAB tattoo today#it's on the Friday the 13th flash and soon it will be on me
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*watching people casually roleplay on tma Reddit* how are you doing that?
#no seriously#how are you doing that and not getting smacked down for it#how are you getting people playing along#and not responses that range from tolerant indifference to outright disdain?#I do not understand.
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Oh I Cannot Feel My Face :)
#Norcos sleep deprivation and a buzzball go brrrrr#I love it when I literally can't feel my face#like heeeey that's a real thing! neat!#I have been at work for 16 hours and have been staring longingly at the blue buzzballs for most of 'em#shit tastes like koolaid. but with alcohol#which is so much better
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doing work on my own time just to keep from freezing
#nah I'm doing work because it makes my brain happy#but the liquor room is Ridiculously warm at all times and I am not complaining#...give it like another month and THEN I will be complaining trust me
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note to self: people like to drink on easter
#every year it's a surprise#you just don't think of it as a drinking holiday#always like ''well this should be a nice chill oh shit we're slammed''#people have barbecues. people need ice.#so. so much ice.
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unstoppable force (left turn arrow that sometimes remains red through multiple light cycles) vs immovable object (engine that likes to stall out if it idles too long)
#and my unlicensed ass between them#I fucking hate running that light#but I hate sitting at it waiting for my engine to cut out even more#I debated which one was which but my van did literally become an immovable object for a moment the other day. so.
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might be bored enough to rewatch community and finally finish a decade-ish-old fic that like 8 people on AO3 are desperately hoping I get bored enough to finish
#literally two of the comments actually say that#they were written during quarantine but y'know#I still like the idea I just don't remember where I was going with the damned thing
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oh Lunesta, we're really in it now
#nothing like finding out that the workers are gonna be here until 5am and someone has to be around to let them out#at 11pm#unplanned crashing in the van it is#holy fuck I have got to get a real mattress in here#at least it's less freezing than last time#I feel like the universe tossed prescription sleeping pills at me specifically in anticipation of this
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greetings from the bad timeline
#sometimes I can still see flashes from the good timeline and it is fucking killing me#it would be so easy#but no. we are here. and it is this.#sometimes I really do just think...huh. earl indeed.#we could have had something. we could have built something.#I am horribly sleep deprived and need to not say words tbh.
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how did I not know Like Clockwork was the beginning of a trilogy?
#oh I am back on my qotsa bullshit#I don't even know what to do with this#I don't have time to properly appreciate one full album let alone two#''hey em why did you randomly drive out to Twentynine Palms last night?''#''well you see Queens of the Stone Age decided to expand on my favorite album and I needed something to do with my hands while listening''
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I really just have no benefit of the doubt left to give. It's a very flat feeling and I do not enjoy it.
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reading an article that describes QOTSA's music as "desert-drenched" and feeling some kind of way about it
#I do not remotely get desert from ''someone's in the wolf''#but somehow the fact that someone does is damn near giving me flashbacks to Hawthorne station circa...uh... whenever that was#2016? 17? Ish?#good times#well#objectively kind of shitty times that were good times nonetheless#I still haven't even heard the new album
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"ugh, I don't want to do the sodas" I whine, as though I'm not going to spend 15 minutes taking the count and then 2 hours listening to tma in the stockroom (and also throwing stuff in crates or whatever)
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20 tabs of the weather open and for once none of them are music
#trying to work out whether I need to crash in my van tonight#or if the rain's going to be light enough to just ignore the gaping hole in the ceiling directly over my bed#tomorrow night is looking like a van night for sure#goddamn I need to get a real mattress in there
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so our gate city driver is, evidently, an avatar of the Spiral
#excuse me sir why in the fuck am I searching through a literal maze for the Hurricanes#anyway reddit started recommending me tma things sooo guess I'm listening to tma again#also I did my semiannual full reset of the liquor room#and there is no better environment to listen to mag 1 than ''while cleaning up someone else's ridiculous mess (affectionate)''
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goddamnit people, when I say I'm doing science and need you to hang around a minute to be my guinea pig, that is not a joke where are you going
#wellll I suppose technically I'm doing r&d#close enough#someone taste my damn drinks if I taste them all myself I will be too drunk to finish making them#now I'm just lurking in the shadows like a weirdo looking for people to foist cocktails upon
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also seriously, next year when I say "I'm gonna make the caramel apple cider cookies, they're simple!" if someone could just. slap me right in the face. that would be much appreciated.
#the caramel apple cider cookies came out fantastic the first time I ever them#every time since they've been an absolute pain in the ass#admittedly not blueberry lemon levels of pain in the ass#but those always come out phenomenal so I forgive them#point is somehow I always manage to forget until I have mangled cookies and caramel sticking to every conceivable surface
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