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out of all the ghouls

which ones do you think are absolutley PACKING?

A question I put way too much thought into, frankly. No complaints; I live for the chance to overthink exactly this kind of thing, which is why I keep the ask box open. Since there's only a few I think are packing packing, here's a quick and dirty ranking of all the penis-having ghouls I can think of from 3/New Vegas/4, plus Cooper, obviously. If I missed anyone, I'll be happy to add them.

Ranking Ghoul Penis Size (Fallout 3/Fallout: New Vegas/Fallout 4)

Literally so big you might not even want it, possibly disqualifying: Edward Deegan

Seriously packing, but manageable: Charon, Harland, Kent Connolly (a true dark horse)

Above average: Desmond Lockheart, Roy Philips, Grecks, Dean Domino, Rotface, John Hancock, Eddie Winter, Wiseman, Cooper Howard

Middle-of-the-road average: Dr. Barrows, Quinn, Gob, Barrett, Andy Scabb, Raul Tejada, Hadrian, Arlen Glass, the Vault-Tec Rep, Ham, Captain Zao

Below average: Murphy, Winthrop, Ahzrukhal, Jason Bright

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Someone responded to my Benny fucker post saying “oh this is probably how people look at us Nick and Hancock fuckers” and that is not even a comparison.

Nick Valentine is literally the most interesting person in Fallout 4. Hancock is a literal romance option. Both of them are companions; they’re meant to travel with you and get to know you.

The only interaction Benny has with you before you can give him a footjob is him killing you and then speaking like no other human on earth

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idea: fallout new vegas + dream daddy crossover

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happpy fallout new year

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I KNEW THE BROTHERHOOD HAD FUCKED UP SEX ED... I KNEW ITTT

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I did not post this on the correct sideblog

imagine society if Harry Osborn survived at the end of the movie and they really did just have a canon polycule. smdh

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imagine society if Harry Osborn survived at the end of the movie and they really did just have a canon polycule. smdh

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Always adored the New Vegas billboards

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Benny from Fallout: New Vegas

Please reblog for a larger sample size

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Girls who kill people together 💜

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Women!!!

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forever thinking about my sexiest new vegas companion poll where Veronica won by a huge margin and ED-E got more votes than Boone. sublime tastes.

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real as fuck…

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Always Gatekeep, they didn’t search for it like you did, they dont love it as much as you do.

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more like hell yes man ❤️