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[radvelvettecakes]

. What do you see? You people gazing at me? . You see a doll on a music box that's wound by a key

. independent, highly selective multimuse blog for Hazbin Hotel and . Helluva Boss, featuring canon and original characters

. pinned | rules | muses

. collected by Puppet

[radvelvettecakes]

" No actúes así entonces, you goddamn trollop. "

" Cute that you think I don't already have it, though, what the fuck do you think this is, 1974? "

" Wrong continent. How very American of you. "

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" Wrong continent. How very American of you. "

" Vox! There's a white girl with a birthday in my notifications! "

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" Vox! There's a white girl with a birthday in my notifications! "

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　 　𝙄𝙎𝙉'𝙏 𝙄𝙏 𝙎𝙏𝙍𝘼𝙉𝙂𝙀 𝙏𝙊 𝘾𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙏𝙀 𝙎𝙊𝙈𝙀𝙏𝙃𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙏𝙃𝘼𝙏 𝙃𝘼𝙏𝙀𝙎 𝙔𝙊𝙐?

　　　　　　　　　　　　𝘩𝘢𝘻𝘣𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘭 𝘮𝘶𝘭𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘦 　　　　　　　 　𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨

[radvelvettecakes]

Sometimes, I kill mother-bugs in front of their children as a warning to others!

Independent, semi-selective NIFFTY from Hazbin Hotel carrd | pinned

scrubbed and swept by Puppet

[radvelvettecakes]

" C'mon GRAMPS, let's get you to bed. "

[radvelvettecakes]

dark prompts | accepting @arachnoheaux

" Ugh, did Val send you up here? What the fuck's he done with the wardrobe girl I gave him? Actually, no, don't tell me, I truly don't give a shit, he's not getting another one. "

There is no sympathy whatsoever for the puppy eyes: those only work on pathetic simps like Vox. She strides closer to her guest, models and seamstresses scattering to the winds as she moves, and finally pinches the fabric around the tear between two clawed fingertips.

" Wh... is this fucking lamé?! "

[radvelvettecakes]

And my fucking mask isn't drying. It's been half an hour, dry faster goddamn it.

Self-care day, baby! Not like I need the facial, but gotta maintain the routine to keep yourself looking right, you know?

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Self-care day, baby! Not like I need the facial, but gotta maintain the routine to keep yourself looking right, you know?

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darker vibes

❛ i would let you rip me apart if it meant loving you. ❜

❛ this fear you feel? it won’t last. ❜

❛ you are my salvation. ❜

❛ i revolt you, don’t i? ❜

❛ get the hell away from me. ❜

❛ i want to sink my teeth into every inch of you. ❜

❛ i’ll be your dirty little secret, if that’s what you’re into. ❜

❛ worship me. until i tell you to stop. ❜

❛ don’t you know how sick with love i am for you? ❜

❛ fucking hit me already. ❜

❛ i would burn the world for you. ❜

❛ i don’t want to be good, no matter how hard you wish it. ❜

❛ i don’t know how you’ve bewitched me, but it needs to stop. ❜

❛ fix me. ❜

❛ they die for love, you kill for it. ❜

❛ you are mine, whether you agree or not. ❜

❛ do you like it when i bleed for you? ❜

❛ i will keep hurting. i will keep killing. anything to protect you. ❜

❛ i’m starved for you, morning and night. ❜

❛ now i get to ravish you. ❜

❛ i am your god and your executioner. ❜

❛ you are doing so well, my pet. ❜

❛ you’re my sweetest poison. ❜

❛ let’s do something about that mouth of yours. ❜

❛ your fascination with me will be your death. ❜

❛ you’re the monster that’s enticed me into your bed. ❜

❛ all you can say are pretty lies. ❜

❛ the fucked up thing is that it isn’t enough to just love you. ❜

❛ you’ve broken me. all i can think about is you. ❜

❛ you’ll beg for more. ❜

❛ an eternity with you would never satisfy me. ❜

❛ i would gladly let you drag me to hell. ❜

❛ everything i’ve done.. every horrible atrocity, it’s been for you. ❜

❛ you’re a fucking nightmare. kiss me. ❜

❛ feel grateful that i allow you to touch me. ❜

❛ every time your lips touch my skin, you burn me from the inside out. ❜

❛ there’s no black or white, only gray. ❜

❛ no one touches what’s mine. ❜

❛ make me indifferent, make me horrible. ❜

❛ i could never be the one to love you. i can only be the one that kills you. ❜

❛ your lips are poison, your laugh a curse. ❜

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This screencap was too good NOT to redraw

[radvelvettecakes]

Where's VAL I'm BORED and I look too pretty not to go out and get BARE WAVED. Might even let him have it off if he's not fuckin' insufferable.

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" Vaaaaaaaal~ "

She drapes herself across Val's lap, rather dramatically. The skirt of her wetlook dress rides slightly up as she sits, scrunching up the heart cutouts along the hem. She stretches a little bit as she settles, and her mouth twists into a little pout.

" I'm lonely. "

　His lap is empty. AGAIN. Fix this.

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" He's in a meeting. "

" And I'm bored. "

"You know, Alastor may be a fuckin' dick, but his radio show is still way more enjoyable than whatever commercialized bullshit Vox is spewing."

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　Also before I forget, I'm doing pay - what - you - want comms over on the bird app to help make ends meet before I get to my new job! If you wanna get something dirt cheap from me, now's the time!

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" Pretentious little fuck, aren't ya? Fine, you fucking contrarian: Waa waa, technology bad! Fire scawy! Nikola Tesla was a witch! Ben Franklin too! I'm so bloody woke! Better? "

" I mean, it's definitely better than your dry fuckin' insults. Learn to chat shit before you open your mouth, yeah? You sound like a thirty-year-old man in a Halo lobby. "

"You know, Alastor may be a fuckin' dick, but his radio show is still way more enjoyable than whatever commercialized bullshit Vox is spewing."