raedear
raedear
latter day smut bard
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Hi, I'm rae. 30+, she/her, nae weans allowed. I don't tag with any consistency, sorry. Catch ye. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸
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raedear · 2 hours ago
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I wouldn't say I'm a lapsed cultist. I still accept the basic worldview--I believe that Cthulhu lies in R'lyeh in a deathlike sleep, I believe his Star-spawn shall one day cleanse the earth and usher in an age of shouting and killing and reveling in joy, yada yada--but I'm not, y'know, religious about it. Cthulhu has lied sleeping for, like, countless aeons, he's probably not waking up in my lifetime. I doubt giving up my Friday nights to chant "Cthulhu fhtagn" with a bunch of naked old guys in a basement is gonna wake him up any faster. I mean, if I ever have kids, I'll probably start going again, but that's more about teaching good morals.
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raedear · 3 hours ago
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a third lintbaby (baby african pygmy falcon) has hit the towers
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(he is sad he only has a penny to his name)
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raedear · 3 hours ago
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I can't express what it is exactly but there is something about the energy of this sign that says it is lying. not just lying but lying in a plot significant way. like this feels like a sign they would put in a video game as part of the environmental storytelling about how you're in a dystopian future where you can't trust anything.
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raedear · 3 hours ago
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not normie enough to fit in but not fringe enough to lean into being a freak, worst of both worlds, pure liminality, just the weird coworker, and unrelatable classmate. and your mutual
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raedear · 5 hours ago
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Ruin
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raedear · 5 hours ago
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raedear · 5 hours ago
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love telling people I'm not on social media as if it's not 98% of my waking hours. well I'm not on social media in a way that you'd recognize
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raedear · 5 hours ago
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raedear · 5 hours ago
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getting one (1) note from the Rare Mutual is like
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raedear · 5 hours ago
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When you accidentally forget you married one of those spicy whites until the Italian jumps out at you:
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raedear · 5 hours ago
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There are so many things wrong with the sequel, from a messy script to a nonsense villain to bad writing to racist sidelining of the main character. These criticisms I completely understand. But I fundamentally do not understand ppl acting like this sequel needs to have the exact same character beats and repeat the same information as the last one, as it is, and hear me out, a direct sequel that expects you to have watched the first movie, will generally not make sense unless you have, and does not expect that you hit your head between the movies and forgot everything you saw. You know, like all sequels??
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raedear · 5 hours ago
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marwan kenzari + award-winning close-ups
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raedear · 5 hours ago
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at the insane stage of character obsession where i start getting the urge to post pngs of them every five seconds like im showing ppl a picture of my stupid ass boyfriend that nobody likes but me
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raedear · 5 hours ago
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“She’s back with her eternal lover. The power that those two have is a force to be reckoned with…” —Henry Golding
The Old Guard 3: What We Know So Far | ELLE
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raedear · 6 hours ago
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raedear · 6 hours ago
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Joe struggling to start the car and then immediately figuring it out when one of the guards starts firing at Nicky as he drives away?? *Chefs kiss*
Also Nickys - LOL BYE HONEY 👋 is the most adorable thing
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