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raetree · 4 years ago

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my english assigment that i snuck in wolfstar

so hey guys, I had to write a fan fic on poa so I did marauders era stuff with wolfstar and I got an a

SIRIUS

Bloody remus and his chocolate.

You’d think he had PMS if you knew how much chocolate I stole for the boy. If he had a child, that child's main diet would be chocolate. ‘Hey, you crying? Chocolate. Someone broke your heart? chocolate.’ I mean really, who can eat that much chocolate! I'm getting sick just thinking of it. And I can eat a healthy helping when I want to. Just not at home. Still I'd do anything for Remus, he means so much to me. I'd give up the world for him.

“WHOS THERE” damnit, why did the prefects have to be so uptight. Can't they just let a man go to the kitchen and get his best friend some chocolate at 3 am? I bet it's a bloody Slytherin, they're always on my tail, ha pun intended.

As I'm running through the corridor under the cover of James's invisibility cloak, I narrowly avoid Snivellus and continue running up to the common room. I mutter the password and sneak in to see Remus, James and Peter all sitting together with a gap between Peter and Remus for me.

I take off the cloak and whisper yell “surprise”. Peters is the only one who jumps. Typical.

Without looking over Remus accusingly says

“Didn't get caught now did we?” I feign hurt and bring a hand up to my chest and gasp

“I would never!”

“Sirius”

“What!”

“You're not lying to me are you?” He looked up at me with a skeptical look in his deep hazel eyes. I knew I couldn't lie to that face. So i gave in

“Fine I almost got caught by a prefect-

“Sirius!”

“What? Oh and I also saw Snivellus on my way back up, wonder what he was doing out so late-”

''He was probably thinking the same of you Black.” Remus said once again reading his book. “Aw come on Remy you're not gonna be mad just because I almost got caught are you?” I said mockingly as I walked up behind him, bent down and wrapped my arms around his shoulders half hugging him from behind. Remus rolled his eyes and tried to keep reading but I shut his book and gave him the chocolate I stole “My treat, feel better Mooney” I gave him a quick squeeze and let go to sit next to him and Peter. Remus muttered a small thank you as I rolled eyes and threw an arm around him. He'd had a rough night, chocolate was the least I could do. We sat in silence for a bit, when I noticed James was unusually quiet. I looked over to see him asleep on the armchair moved to be next to Remus and that Peter was asleep next to me. That just wouldn't do, so I picked up Remus's big book from his hands, much to his protest, and dropped it on the table with a large bang resulting in waking up Peter and James with a jump.

“ BOYS!” I said “I propose an idea. A way to find out how to avoid people while were snooping around or escorting a certain someone we all know and love-”

“Especially you Sirius”

“Shut it James”

Even in his groggy sleep filled state he's still as fast as ever.

“Anyways, as I was saying”

I continued, choosing to ignore Remus slight blush and embarrassed state

“We need something that will help us go around the castle and know where everyone one is and that will help with secret passages-”

“A map”

“YES!”

I turned to Remus with a big grin on my face to find a small smirk on his.

“Perfect!” James said excitedly with a mutter of approval from Peter.

“But how do we do it?”

“Well” Remus started “There are wards all over the campus, from past headmasters or from the founders as sort of protection spells tied to the castle. If we could make one, and tie it to the castle we could then tie the map or parchment to that and it could give a live feedback of the castle, like people's whereabouts whether they are ghosts or in an animagus form, using the invisibility cloak, whatever. As well as secret tunnels or passageways. But we'd have to have a way that only we could access it. Or those who know how to use it can access it.”

Everyone took a minute to process this.

“So-” Peter started slowly “If we put, say, a password on it, that way only we could access it!”

“Yes but we'd also have to figure out a spell to block some dim witt trying to put their nose in our business'' I added. Remus clearly shared the same train of thought because he answered with a solution.

“Basic protection spells should be good, but I'll do some research when I find time to go to the library. I'm sure I'll be able to go to the restricted section by persuading some teacher-”

“You've really got Slughorn around your finger “

''He's not the only one” James added.

I shot a glare at him before softening my face and turning over to where Remus and Peter were jotting down notes of books and spells we could use to make our map.

“What about the name” James piped up.

“That's not really of the utmost importa-”

“ What about The Marauders Map?

“ Marua- what?”

“I mean we're kind of marauders right?” I said ignoring James' question and flicking my head between the three of them. Remus sighed before saying

“I guess so-”

“Excuse me” James said clearly a bit annoyed from being ignored “But what the hell is a Marauder?” I took a second and then said

“It's kind of a trouble maker I guess? Someone who breaks the rules, you know, a marauder?” James sighed even more annoyed now and turned to Remus, clearly not having got the answer he wanted from me.

Remus got the jist and said

“By definition a marauder is a person who marauds; a raider. A pirate or a plunderer or a thief.” Remus clearly had worked to simplify it for James as it was pointless to just spit out words no one would understand.

“Thank-”

“The more detailed version” Peter interrupted James

“Is one who roams from place to place making attacks and raids in search of plunder : one that marauds residents-”

“ Yeah I get it thanks Peter” James snapped, clearly annoyed he had just been interrupted. Peter's ears went red and he turned back to his notes with Remus following suit.

I sighed and said

“Well gentle- I mean, Marauders, I’d love to stay up but I think it's about time I turn in, we've only got what? 2 hours left to sleep?”

I turn to Remus because he was the one with the watch,

“ Three and half but I get your point Sirius. And you know there clock right above your head, right?” he said looking up at me while packing his parchment away I walked over and quietly said to him

“Yeah but if it means I get to talk to you that always makes my day” I wink and walk away from a slightly flustered Remus and say

“Goodnight my fellow Marauders” trying not to laugh but fail horribly and start running up the stairs laughing with James and Peter.

I caught a glimpse of Remus shaking his head before following us up, albeit without the obnoxious laughter and falling up the stairs.

I get to the dorm and jump into my bed, I fall asleep thinking of the endless possibilities that this new idea will present to all four of us.

#sirius x lupin #wolfstar #i snuck in the gay for my assigment coz im gay neverenoughgay

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