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If i was a gay male whenever my girl friends come down the stairs in a gown id say oh my goddess in the softest voice you can imagine and itll light up their day and make all of us squee but im a woman whos attracted to women so ill just build them a chair or whatever im supposed to do. #BUTCHES WHO SQUEE
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my doordasher has been fucking around in the restaurant parking lot for a half hour now. probably playing with his tip and maybe even his balls a little bit on the holy day no less
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Adolph von Menzel
Armor Chamber Fantasy
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Can't relate to allegory haters I love allegory. I love metaphors and I love symbolism. Writing is about trying to communicate the same thing a thousand different ways cause you can't look at it directly without your eyes melting out of your head. Well that's how I'm doing it anyway
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like my absolute favourite clickhole thing from this year
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do you guys remember “kick his ass baby i got yo flower”
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