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PRO TIP FOR WOMEN IN STRAIGHT RELATIONSHIPS: tell your boyfriend you think that if he and his male best friend were a couple, he would be the bottom. If he reacts negatively this means he thinks being penetrated is degrading. Then you know to dump him. This is a WIN. DO IT NOW!
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crochet balloon dogs by LoveNichelleHD
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She’s finished!! My (more complicated than it has any right to be) pin cushion!!
Materials: fabric, wool, book board, glue.
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wine drunkkk. lords and ladies I don’t think it counts against my vow of chastity if I fuck my squire like it’s not even a big deal
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dick makes people mentally ill. dick havers, dick wannabes and dick lovers are all insane. it's like toxoplasmosis, you have compulsive need to defend and push and worship dicks all the time and spead your dick mania to everywhere you go.
this seems rational and grounded in empirical evidence
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Sadrien week - day 2
“I'm not important. You'll just bring me back.”
Can you tell it's my first time making a gif for tumblr? Wow it's hard, people who make gifs have even more of my respect now
@sadrien-week
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TSUM PATTERN!!!
retested it after digitizing to make sure all the seams are in order, and everything's looking fine imo :3 here's a tsum made with this pattern with susato tsum for comparison:
here's the pattern, formatted for A4 size paper :>> guides are for lining the pieces up + ears/limbs placement
if you wanted to be really accurate with printing out the pattern: in my experience, setting the custom scale to 100% in the page setup will get the ruler on the page to be 1:1 with a real life ruler
additionally: if you want the tsum to be as close as possible to official ones, they use non-stretchy fabrics for the underside part of the tsum. i only have minky but ironing on some lightweight fusible before sewing the pieces together made it non-stretchy ^^
it looks to me like they used a very thin faux suede with fusible interfacing for some structure (i could be wrong though as 1) i am not an expert in identifying fabrics and 2) i only took apart klavier tsum and no one else. but everyone else that i own seems to use the same fabric for the underside).
they also have a little bag of filler beads inside that weigh around 14.5g (bag they were in included), and the stuffing was ~8g if you wanna be REALLY accurate. anyway. enjoy!
EDIT: forgot to add that the collar pieces are more of a size/sewing guide so they'd fit onto the tsum in case your character has any clothing with lapels/collars and are meant to be changed according to your design! the smaller piece is the little piece between the face and the underside while the bigger piece is for the "lapels" (so in retrospect i should've named it that but whatever.) here's how they'd look like on the tsums for reference in case i'm not explaining well LOL
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*aborted little brother voice* it would be my turn on the xbox...if i existed...
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Simplicity Crafts 8091 looks like mostly generic beanbag animals... but Simplicity Crafts 8472 and Butterick 5295 look like potentially Beanie Baby replicas and spoofs. (That Butterick pattern is for sure-- that rabbit is spot on!)



These patterns are probably small enough to scan and upload. Just saying. Should anyone get their hands on one
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I fear I may have... made a mistake



Well.
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Chanel (Gabrielle Coco Chanel) Art Deco Celeste brooch in white gold, diamonds and pearls, 1932.
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applebee food is so good my penis diidnt pain anymore and i didnt get scared anymore
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