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Keeping Up with the Cullens - BD Episode 1, pt. 3

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TikTok has some good takes, great takes even, but you can tell when someone hasn’t read the absolute dumpsterfire that is the twilight saga when they try to argue over something that SMeyer unfortunately has told us too much about

Like some girl was arguing oh we don’t know how old Ribosome will be when she matures! Uh we kinda do SMeyer said around 7 she’ll look 17. It’s in the book and the guide… or lol they can’t kiss with tongue. Like they do it’s in eclipse(?) or breaking dawn pre-wedding. Even steph was like a sprinkle of spice (as spicy as mormons can get anyways). Or someone was arguing edward’s salvia should have turned Bella when she swallows it? Like -! Or Jacob x Rhinoceros was CUTE with romantic edits and all like! Someone was romanticizing Rosalie, Emily, Leah, and Esme’s traumatic experiences saying it built them to become strong women like?? No babes shut it.

Twilight has so many flaws and problematic material. Let’s focus on those. If you’re going to criticize it let’s criticize it don’t just get on the bandwagon on hating it for giggles. Some amazing creators on here talk about Native representation, SA/PTSD/narcissism/depression, folklore used, plot holes, Mormonism - be critical and petty. Not just petty.

(Please no hate. I genuinely do think some TikTok creators are great but 1) read critically and 2) read what you criticize before going off of what people say. 3) I’m open for opinions on this! Just let’s keep it respectful!)

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Do you think Bella still would have chosen Edward if there was a zero present chance she could become a vampire? I feel like a lot of the reason she picked him was her strong desire to live with him forever as equals, to become a beautiful immortal being. If staying with Edward meant aging without him then one day dying would she have picked different?

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all i’m saying, is that if I were alice in breaking dawn.. i would HIGHLY suspect that the kid was jacobs.

over a century & the only thing that blocks her vision is the werewolves… and now this fetus. u know there’s some tension between bella & jacob... half her headache was probably trying to mentally prepare for that possibility.

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i love (and hate) how googling smeyer’s husband explains everything about the twilight saga.

he proposed on their SECOND DATE…she said no, and he proposed OVER 40 TIMES before she said yes

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My face when they start hissing at eachother during the baseball scene:

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no fucking way

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can y’all believe beyoncé named her new album after the baby from twilight?????

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really wish smeyer had the narrative range to give us details on the pack drama in a way that didn’t involve edward eavesdropping on their convos

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why are benjamin and tia related. smeyer. smeyer c’mere i just wanna talk

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Me about to enter my ✨30s✨🤦🏻

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smeyer: Jessica Stanley is EVIL, she is a two-faced bitch and a pervert!

Jessica, a literal normal average teenage girl:

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Bella, trying her hardest to convince Edward to give her the Sexual Intercourse while she's still human: It's okay, babes. You don't want to hurt me, so you won't. I don't think you ever could hurt me. Problem solved 😌

Edward, probably remembering that time he tried to save her from becoming Jasper's dinner and underestimated his strength as he chucked her into a table full of glass:

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Been making twilight memes today

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How did they do such an amazing, realistic job on this mannequin and then somehow made Chuckesmee?

Boggles the mind

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The Quileutes were right

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I am shooketh. Thanks sm for sharing!!

Did anybody else see the interview with Robert Pattinson and smeyer? i saw it on twitter and lost my mind

anyways

here it is