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For the first time in Saint Louis Zoo history, a cheetah has given birth to 8 cheetah cubs .

Awww look at their faces! I want to cuddle them!!

But I wont.
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how the hell do people work full time AND work out. and also eat. i feel like a dvd player
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We all like to joke about July being "Gay Wrath Month" but it's actually Disability Pride Month, so have the Disability Pride Flag from VGAPride and my AST Premmia LX MS-DOS machine
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This is a reminder for those who handmake Christmas presents that now is not too early to start. It may in fact be a good time to start if you have a lot to make/your craft takes a long time. You should maybe start it now, whether that's brainstorming or actually doing the crafts!
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Step-by-step guide to wield a ‘Golden Cudgel’ like the Monkey King Sun Wukong by 襄阳梅子
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How To Tell Your Cat That You Could Walk To His Food Faster If He Weren't Weaving Under Your Fucking Feet In A Beautiful And Intricate Idiot's Ballet
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the African wild cat (from which house cats are descended) looks like a normal house cat but with uncomfortably longer legs
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[ID: A screenshot of the Roaring Knight fight from Deltarune. Everyone except Susie, who is on 11 hp, is down. Above it is a post from tumblr user hewwbwaze saying “guy visibly getting his ass wrecked in a fist fight but he’s talking shit about the other guy like he’s winning.” End ID.]
I could not rest until I made this
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you CANNOT read too much old timey fiction because I was playing Raft with the lads this morning and without a THOUGHT said we could sail over to another island "if the wind would consent to blow" & let me tell you. This did not pass by unremarked.
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sorry about this.
individual sprites below, and bonus lowas:
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curious to hear y'all's suggestions for the worst possible pasta shape
(Assume that "pasta" needs to be made of sheets or strands of dough with enough surface area relative to thickness so that they can be cooked.)
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kakashi is actually the biggest dork in the world and gai is the only one who thinks he’s cool
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not the first person to say it but it is insanely funny to make a gacha about an infamous money pit like horse racing
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mm can you draw kakagai super close hugs (.. no kissing tho pls)


sure thing buddy
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