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so does anyone know or understand

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the subtle and delicate cuteness of the chickpea

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I wonder if a man has ever seen another man’s penis

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my mother was a drunk, and my father was a brute, and on my 18th birthday, I will inherit her drinking gourd and his spiked greatclub, and become a drunken brute. I hope I can make them proud

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there’s nothing wrong with me plus i don’t have any wants or needs plus i don’t feel or think at all

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Wouldn't it be fucked up if a Celestial Dragon ate the Sun?

The sun is literally its egg

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I plan on watching a movie at some point in the future

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dino saurs were not scary monsters they were mamas with eggs and when they drank water they were like fuckk yessss waterrrr

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marxistly eating my proletarian sandwich with the dialectical certainty it'll be yummy

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fuck this *I bite into the apple seed I keep under my tongue for emergencies. I've finally reached the end of my lifetime allowance of apple seeds I can eat without getting cyanide poisoning and I die instantly*

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I can tell if a bug has a troubled past

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have you seen my berry its about 1 inch tall and 1 inch wide and 1 inch long

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i laced your joint with the shadow of the night wolf

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a bumper sticker that says I LOVE SEEMINGLY MUNDANE ASPECTS OF LIFE

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bad news for chocolate lovers: amid massive corporate downsizing, Lindt has had to euthanize 2,000 of its handsome european chocolate chefs . an additional 1,300 will be thrown out in the cold with nothing but their stupid Fucking whisks

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maybe I'll get killed soon cause I earned it