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> looking at a new popular collectible
> ask the people if it's objects or gambling
> they don't understand
> pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is objects and what is gambling
> they laugh and say "it's a good collectible sir"
> look up how to buy a collectible
> its gambling
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This is his reaction to finding out you nuked a town full of people.
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In the 2000s, phones had quirks and class....
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Hilarious shirt to wear if you aren't pregnant
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Can you use a greatsword in one hand? Can a zweihänder be an einshänder? Does a claymore clayless?
This topic was suggested by one of my Patrons!
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What would it look like if it worked out?
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I saw this post on Facebook today, and was gonna make a joke about how he's so good in the lab because, when it comes to experiment samples, he knows you gotta keep 'em separated.
But I happened to search the lyric online really quick, and found this:
AMAZING. It's actually where the line came from! Bravo, sir.
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