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This Idiot Apparatus
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ragtag-band-of-murderers · 29 minutes ago
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not to be an american but like. air conditioning is the greatest invention of all time.
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ragtag-band-of-murderers · 30 minutes ago
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my five beautiful mysterious daughters. I don't know who you are and I'm kind of scared to find out
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ragtag-band-of-murderers · 33 minutes ago
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GET YOUR BODY OUT OF SURVIVAL MODE SO YOU CAN CREATE FROM YOUR HEART
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ragtag-band-of-murderers · 44 minutes ago
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I really don’t know what happen to my artstyle but I’m here for it ✨
Gerry is truly an inspiration at the moment ✨ hope you like it too🖤
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ragtag-band-of-murderers · 44 minutes ago
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went to my best friend’s house last night and saw a little plushie dog and plushie cat that had been sewn together down the middle into a two-headed chimera. I said, “did you do that?” she said, “yes, I saved them.”
turns out at her old job when the last two plushies hadn’t sold and became deadstock, her boss told her to cut them up and throw them out. so she cut them each in half, preserved their heads, and then rebuilt them together.
cannot stop thinking about the way these little plushies were approached with the instinct of a Vampire or some sort of ancient god. “Let me save you [turn you into a monster].”
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ragtag-band-of-murderers · 45 minutes ago
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its 1 william years too late for tma meta but it really is crazy how in all the things i ever saw get said about melanie king i dont think i ever saw anyone mention what to me felt like very obvious implications that she was at some point in her past a victim of some sort of abuse
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like what happened to you?!?!?
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ragtag-band-of-murderers · 50 minutes ago
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When a fic doesn’t fit my head canons but it’s well-written
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ragtag-band-of-murderers · 53 minutes ago
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ragtag-band-of-murderers · 53 minutes ago
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hands you a flashbang with the pin removed. hold this for me, okay?
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ragtag-band-of-murderers · 2 hours ago
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observation: among a certain subset of tumblr users, the term “blorbo” has become unchic, but the concept it describes is still important; and so it has been replaced with “The Character”
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ragtag-band-of-murderers · 2 hours ago
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(gripping the skink with both hands, pale and feverish, sweating and shaking as I look at myself in the mirror) “killing a character is a valid writing choice that can be a crucial plot mechanic and lend beauty and depth to the story as a whole” (wretches up blood into the sink) “even when it’s my favorite character”
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ragtag-band-of-murderers · 15 hours ago
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hey guys check it out I can do a frontside 180 with my stomach haha
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ragtag-band-of-murderers · 15 hours ago
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ragtag-band-of-murderers · 15 hours ago
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i feel strongly about this
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ragtag-band-of-murderers · 15 hours ago
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question: how does it feel to watch people you care about be mistreated? how would you describe that feeling?
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ragtag-band-of-murderers · 15 hours ago
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saw this cute post and now I'm not going on reddit for the rest of the day. quit while you're ahead
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ragtag-band-of-murderers · 15 hours ago
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