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there should be bdsm for people who dont believe in hierarchies of power

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*waddles up to u & with great focus and care lovingly places a single shiny pebble at your feet with my beak*

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no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that's beautiful. there's some good in this world mister frodo and it's worth fighting for

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two new coworkers. one is writing an email to their therapist on the clock- talking about the fanfic they like, specifically about INTJ girls. laptop open. middle table. full display. other coworker shoulder checked me in the hallway today, walking with his client, wasn't looking where he was going. eyes on his phone. what was he playing? genshin impact. he hasn't looked up from his phone for about three or four hours. both men complained to me about women. yup. yuuuuup.

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i remain forever changed and forever your kale

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hi can we play staring and breathing together

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Goodbye Mr. Lynch I’ll see you in my dreams

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oh. i just found out that the writer of the vincent van gogh doctor who episode wrote it as a tribute to his sister.

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I get it

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everyone should have a balanced diet of both good music and music that fucking sucks. it's healthy. get over it.

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okay so i finished checking if we were friends in every universe and, uh, it turns out we're only friends in 6 of them. but look, i need you to understand these universes vary like crazy, okay? like 6 is actually insanely high, like way higher than most. and one of those is the universe where i accidentally killed the actor who played Dipsy from Teletubbies when i was 7 and my life went completely differently as a result. and we still ended up friends! also you were a girl in that universe for some reason. what? oh, uh, yeah, you were cute as hell. like really cute. did you just fucking giggle

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the problem with learning shorthand is that it basically makes any set of long squiggles look like words so you will be trying to read the floaters in your eyes while you’re in the shower. on the bright side i may have invented a new form of divination.