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If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽
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would love to be in a period drama. wearing those dresses half titty out acting shy
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No none of the above this is for the wine enjoyers
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AI this AI that. i don’t care. call me when they invent a strap you can feel
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Things I spotted while running errands at 9 am this morning:
A chicken who yielded to me while crossing the street
A family of geese (two big ones and several fluffy goslings) walking down the road, careful to stay in their lane. They had considerately chosen the slow lane
A man on the street corner reading loudly from a Bible
Several people who do not know how Aldi works
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🐝 has started watching ctm which delights me but she's only on like episode 4 so I told her you know I wrote fic for this show and I asked her who she thought it was about and she was like ??? Jenny? Sister Julienne? Chummy? Trixie? And I was like. Oh baby girl. Just wait.
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Tatu Couture | Rosalia • in satin + Dentelle de Calais-Caudry Leavers lace + 24k gold plated hardware + slip skirt has detachable suspenders
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I do not want to bitch on OP's post but dear lord this is vile 😭😭😭 I have stats hidden on AO3 and I simply read summaries, check tags and decide if the fic sounds interesting or not??? Like a fic might have very little kudos but it might still be something I happen to enjoy waahhh do these people not go to library and just browse books bc the name sounds interesting to them???? Do you need other people to decide what to enjoy???
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Came down for an extra smoke break bc work is slow and the world is shit and this lovely girl was struggling to open the lid on the dumpster and I said to her you know what you have really nice nails and I don't lemme get that and I'm always happy to help when I can but also that may be the most lesbian thing I've done so far today
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you should be able to say "line" if you don't know what to say in a social situation
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